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The Gay Conspiracy in Vehicles

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posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 11:27 PM
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Originally posted by TristanBW9456
How about the f-35.... Its gay... and gay looking... and it sux... yay... lets hate on the JSF


But the only gay plane I can think of is the Enola.



She had a manly crew, but the plane was totally gay.




posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 11:31 PM
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Two thoughts

When my sister took a class for pastoral counseling, she told me that sexuality is a continuum. Everybody is on it somewhere. The same feelings I have for my husband, and he for me, someone else would have for someone of the same sex. (I'ld call these feelings either love or lust.) This fits with what I have observed. I came to understand how a friend could be bisexual, and she certainly has those feelings for both sexes! Now, kissing and hand-holding, etc can be cultural and not sexual. Good Lord, a hug is good for everyone.


If you go back to page 5, you will find where this thread's author is coming from. The partial list he gives comes from "The Naked Communist," by Cleon Skousen, a book from 1958, and a favorite of members of the John Birch Society. Maybe he read them on Glenn Beck's or Sean Hannity's website, or Rushonline, or Rense, or elsewhere. We can laugh at this thread's topic, but these people are serious. This, my friends, is what is thrown at you, what you are up against.


Sorry, had to edit when I saw the Enola Gay. Honestly, I've almost peed my pants all day with all the hilarious postings!

[edit on 4-6-2006 by desert]



posted on Jun, 5 2006 @ 12:29 AM
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Originally posted by wellwhatnow


Originally posted by opensecret1150
Oh Lord, now you are making Ivan seem rational! Gender is a complex mixture of biological and cultural factors.


Actually there is nothing biological about gender. Sex is a biological designation, gender is a culturally defined role that is assigned based on sex.


Nope. Sorry. You're quoting politically correct received wisdom from the social sciences -- 'sciences' that appear ever more ill-founded as biology advances. I don't mean to hijack this very amusing thread by starting a different debate, but I can't let you get away with passing off a political assertion as a scientific fact. Besides, you're mangling the English language, which -- for someone like you, with an education -- is indefensible.

Sex is sex. It's a fact of biology, not a "designation".

Our society may teach boys to behave like boys and girls to behave like girls (and long may it continue to do so), but gender is something you apply to nouns. It's a grammatical term.

Astyanax out.

[edit on 5-6-2006 by Astyanax]



posted on Jun, 5 2006 @ 12:42 AM
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Originally posted by spacedoubt
Also, I was wondering about the NAMES of cars...

What kind of guy would own a Fairlady and a Silvia?


Not to mention a Bluebird or (my favourite Nissan/Datsun name) a Cherry.


I guess the conspiracy has been around for a while!


Quite a while.

In the 1970s, a (mildly derogatory) Australian term for a gay man was 'a Cedric'

So when Nissan (then Datsun) began marketing their then top-of-the-line sedan in Australia, their local representative suggested they change the name.

His Japanese boss merely asked whether there were lots of homosexuals in Australia.

The Aussie rep looked down, shuffled one foot a bit and admitted that yes, there were quite a few, especially in certain parts of Sydney.

The boss smiled. 'Then,' he said, 'we sell many Cedric in Australia.'

And they did.



posted on Jun, 5 2006 @ 03:59 AM
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i would definatley consider batting for the other side if i could have one of these..




"hey..want to borrow my Lambo?....oops..ive dropped the soap again"

"no probs..hand me the keys and i'll get your soap"



posted on Jun, 5 2006 @ 04:39 AM
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Hey, all I gotta say is...

Early proto-humans living on the grass lands of Africa probaly had crazy insane bisexual orgies...

Romans and greeks had wild insane bisexual origies...

Famous figues in history (authors and poets to name a few) had same-sex lovers...

The whole notion of same-sex relations is as old as humanity itself!

I'm just noticing a trend latley, a media trent to push the agenda of the homosexual community.

There's SOMTHING afoot.

Now do I think cars have somthing to do with it? Hell no, that's more paranoid than a hardcore pothead!

The whole premise that "cars" have somthing to do with a homosexual agenda is ludicris...look to the media for any kind of "conspiracy" that may/may not even exist...



posted on Jun, 5 2006 @ 05:13 AM
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Originally posted by SurfOBBC
Is the new Toyota FJ cruiser gay...I was thinking about getting it in black and I wouldnt want to make my girlfriend think that I was secretly gay.

:shk:


Funny you say that.
I kinda like the car, and am considering buying one too.
My wife wanted the "Black Cherry" paint job.
I wanted the Black. We test drove a "Platinum".
Drives really nice, very stable, roomy. Industrial looking.

I showed the car to a few people, and EVERY female I showed said:
"It's cute!!!"
CUTE!??
Is IT? Is it cute?





BTW, you can hose this one out too..really.



posted on Jun, 5 2006 @ 05:50 AM
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Here is your opportunity to decern what motorcycles, or indeed, scooters are considered gay.
I'll submit a link should you need an inside opinion to start your next odd philosophies concerning vehicles.

www.gaybikers.co.uk



posted on Jun, 5 2006 @ 06:28 AM
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Definition of a gay car.

Its painted pink, and it is decked out in pink triangles, rainbow stickers, and bumper stickers that say "Hate is not a Family value". And the driver will have perfect hair, abnormally perfect for any heterosexual man to have.

Thats a gay car.

The arguement can go the otherway. Like, in Ivan the Terrible's golden age of testosterone, when cars had a "manly" appearance. What about women? Was this a conspiracy to make women masculine and lesbian? Hmmmmm?

I honestly cant believe I am reading this thread. :bnghd:



posted on Jun, 5 2006 @ 08:06 AM
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A real man doesn't have to define himself by his car. A real man isn't insulted or threatened by an strong woman. Or by an effeminate man. A real man doesn't have to belittle others in order to feel strong and sure of who he is in the world.

And that being said, I am a woman, and I have always driven fast, racy sports cars. I had a 1969 GTO for many years, an Opal GT, a 240Z, a 1963 corvette, etc, I'm now waiting for the Mustang Shelbys that will be released next year. And I guarantee to you that I am in no way, masculine. So does this mean that I have feminized muscle cars by driving them?



posted on Jun, 5 2006 @ 08:29 AM
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Since the background (as I mentioned in my prior post) for this thread is the 50 yr old list of "Communist goals" for taking over America, it is no wonder that everone at ATS is being called "liberal" by Ivan. This thinking is so far to the right on the political spectrum, that even Conservatives who don't believe it are labeled Liberal (a polite way of saying Communist!).

How different is the old Hollywood Black List in the '50s (which wanted to ferret out Communists) and the No Fly List today which includes priests and nuns and anyone one else who is publicly not with their government's policy-- "You are either with us or against us" GB November 6, 2001.

Ivan, if I sat with you and enjoyed a brewski, I know we would have an interesting discussion. No minds would change, but nonetheless, we would know each others mindset. In fact, in my town I have known staunch John Birchers and staunch KKK.

Problems in America are solved by the group with the biggest megaphone. When I saw all the popular places where these "Communist goals" are promoted (not just discussed), I was disgusted and enlightrned. (To be honest, I hadn't made this connection with current mighty mouths, as I thought these ideas had died.)

Let us not forget, Hitler was freely elected. Be mindful of who you elect; they may not rant like Hitler in public but talk softly, maybe even folksy.

[edit on 5-6-2006 by desert]



posted on Jun, 5 2006 @ 09:16 AM
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Oh no! The secret is out! Damn... Ok, I'll share the whole plot you... (Being gay and all.)

It all started in the 70's. We (the gays) took control over the world's oil reserves, so that everyone would think that there is an oil shortage. This meant that cars had to be built more aerodynamic and more fuel-efficient. Then we infiltrated the biggest car manufacturers in the world, like Honda (Japanese), Mercedes (German), Audi (German), Toyota (Japanese) and so on. As soon as we took over these companies we appointed our best gay designers to create gay cars. Now all of this was done so that people would be subtlety induced to accept homosexuality. The grand plan would then be to get gay marriages legalized in the USA. The public "legal battles" for homosexual rights was just a front to confuse everyone. You must admit it's ingenious! But alas, now the secret is out, and we need to think up our next plan. Luckily you didn't realize that we're actually the Illuminati.

Err... Did I say that out loud?

Edit:
PS... Is this the part where I post a pic of my car and ask if it's gay?

[edit on 5-6-2006 by Gemwolf]



posted on Jun, 5 2006 @ 09:37 AM
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Thank you, Gemwolf, for being honest about the gay conspiracy. With all this gay talk in this thread, I'm beginning to wonder if I'm gay. Oh, Good Lord, I think my husband is gay. Oh, no, my neighbor has a gay car, is she gay? Must throw out Birkenstocks, get stillettos, oh, wait I already have them, too.
Quick, where do I report these people, even myself? No, I'll hide in the closet...more gays! The world has been taken over by them...must turn gay to survive...



posted on Jun, 5 2006 @ 11:33 AM
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So if I have a car that would be classified as gay and I place my ass against it when I sit down, would this be considered foreplay? Am I in the auto-closet (errr, truck) and not realizing it. Can this thread possibly become more absurd? What about Transformers then? I just sort of assumed they were all asexual. Am I wrong?



posted on Jun, 5 2006 @ 11:37 AM
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And what about other modes of transportation? Can bicycles be gay because I don't think there is anything gayer then those banana seats. What the hell is up with that?



posted on Jun, 5 2006 @ 11:43 AM
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Here's my car:



It puts out about 305hp to the rear wheels (not even remotely stock under the hood), but on the other hand it is very well color coordinated.

Hmm...


[edit on 6/5/06 by xmotex]



posted on Jun, 5 2006 @ 11:43 AM
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Somewhat above 5% of the population is homosexual.



posted on Jun, 5 2006 @ 12:04 PM
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Originally posted by anglosaxon
Here is your opportunity to decern what motorcycles, or indeed, scooters are considered gay.
I'll submit a link should you need an inside opinion to start your next odd philosophies concerning vehicles.

www.gaybikers.co.uk


The bikers in the link are "str8 acting gay men", so they are riding real manly man bikes. I was gonna get to this topic: I've been riding for over 20 years myself.

The #1 gay bike is the 1984 Yamaha Virago

From it's blazing cherry-pink paint job (some models) to it's wink wink tacky chrome doo-dads, not to mention it's legs-open riding position, this bike is so gay I would not be surprised to come in my garage and find two of them making out.

The #1 gay custom bike is the Purple Rain Cruiser ridden by the curiously not-gay Prince. I think the bike is a Yamaha XS1100.

The #1 Lesbian bike is the Honda Rebel 250. Not that the bike is particularly gay-looking, I just have personally known many lesbians to ride them. In fact I helped one out yesterday with hers. Also good if you are a dwarf.

Also I must say this topic is endlessly amusing. Not what Ivanthesilly had in mind perhaps, he seems to have toddled off.



posted on Jun, 5 2006 @ 12:55 PM
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Opensecret, I have to say you made my day, that last post.... rofl. The line about two bikes making out... love it.



posted on Jun, 5 2006 @ 07:15 PM
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Originally posted by ivanterrible
This thread is not about gay bashing or anything like that, My opinion on Homosexuality is that It's their life and their business, not mine or the goverments.
However I'm against Gay Marriage! This thread is the CONSPIRACY of pushing Feminism, Homosexuality, Socialism, Communism, ect, in are everyday lives, you see this stuff in TV, radio, the internet, all sorts of advertising, I realized this as I was driving today when I noticed it in VEHICLES.

Feminism, homsexual, socialism, communism conspriacy? Why is it that the groups that you meantion in conspiracy like this are the last to know or know that they have such or an agenda. As part of my job deal with these peoples I can definately say, that if there was I do not think it goes into the automotive industy. Most tend to work, every day like everyone else. And most tend not to go outside of their group. And I do not think they like each other that much to form that much of a threat. And if a vehicle gets excellent gas millage, and runs, who are we to say it is a bad thing, considering gas pricing.




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