The Gay Conspiracy in Vehicles

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posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 11:47 AM
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Originally posted by wellwhatnow
... I am also a sociologist and it is a fact that gender is a social construction.


Oh Lord, now you are making Ivan seem rational! Gender is a complex mixture of biological and cultural factors.

There is an excellent wiki on the subject. You are just givng people like Ivanthesilly ammo with such rediculous oversimplifications.




posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 11:51 AM
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You have voted Astyanax for way above.



posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 11:51 AM
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Originally posted by ivanterrible
This thread is not about gay bashing or anything like that, My opinion on Homosexuality is that It's their life and their business, not mine or the goverments.
However I'm against Gay Marriage! This thread is the CONSPIRACY of pushing Feminism, Homosexuality, Socialism, Communism, ect, in are everyday lives, you see this stuff in TV, radio, the internet, all sorts of advertising, I realized this as I was driving today when I noticed it in VEHICLES. Yes you read right VEHICLES!,let me first say again I'm not ridiculing anybody or any company, It"s my opinion that
the vehicles listed here strike me as being "GAY". I know some of you are laughing right now but you have to understand the Conspiracy of FEMINISM/HOMOSEXUALITY being pushed into the straight persons mindset on a hourly basis. It exist in cars too! Maybe Its just me but I see these vehicles as being to GAY. But then again, I'm old Fashioned, and have'nt been brainwashed like most of you here. these cars are the ones I'm talking about.

Again I'm no homophobe it's just my OPINION!, my own vehicle is not feminized, a nice fat expedition by the way. and I don't care how much gas goes up in price, I'll stick with it. www.fordvehicles.com...

this may be a strange thread but someone thinks different than what your supposed to think. and please no insults at one's opinions.


I think you're on the right track...but coming from completely the wrong angle. It's not that theres a gay or feminist conspiracy to push homsexuality or feminism into your head through the design of motor vehicles. It's simply that the companies who make motor vehicles have spotted a new market to tap into. In the past cars have always been designed with men in mind. Start designing cars with women in mind, that will appeal to women, you sell more cars, you sell more accessories for those cars etc etc.

It's purely the case that the 'gaying up' and feminising of cars is to attract gays and women, not push some secret gay agenda into your brain.

[edit on 4-6-2006 by Kung Foo Fighter]



posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 12:27 PM
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haha wow you're a homophobe! You're afraid!

This thread is sad. So what if it really was a conspiracy... then what! OMG the gays are gona get us with their gas saving cars!

So what exactly makes a car gay? Being small or cute? Only men drive Ford suvs?



posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 12:41 PM
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Originally posted by ivanterrible
Your so PSCHOTIC! where do you equate communism and manhood? not suprising coming from ats leftist kooks!


Now what the heck do you know about communism, besides the propaganda that you have obviously swallowed. Don't you know for one that communism was supported and funded by the very ones who's behind the promotion of capitalism in the Western world?

I really don't know where you got this really twisted idea from that communism is anti-manhood.




by the way a great hangover cure is this delicious food

*postes image of what somebody else would call gay food*


[sarcasm]
So your gay after all. Only twinky gay heshes eat pink shrimps...
Or do they???
[/sarcasm]



this leftist kook site is just that LEFTIST and ANTI-AMERICAN, now excuse me I have better things to do.


Only a stupid and closed minded gullible idiot would believe something like that. Please don't be one. But I think it's too late for you.

[edit on 4-6-2006 by TheBandit795]



posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 12:50 PM
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You've got to be completely joking!
You have way too much free time on your hands.

(of course, I always have kind of wondered what sort of personality I present when driving my Chevy Cavalier! oooooo, even the sound of the name makes me giddy with pride!!)
I'm sorry, it's just hard to give this topic any serious consideration. Isn't there anything a little more pressing that you could worry about? Like separating your tin cans from your plastics!!



posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 12:57 PM
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cars are gay? hmm lol
quick question though according to almost every one i know they say cars are actually female?

very strange topic indeed lol



posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 01:02 PM
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Actually, if you ask me, the Expidition looks kinda gay and feminine as well. I guess that's why you mostly always see women driving them.



posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 01:11 PM
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Here where I live in the NJ suburbs, all I see driving Expeditions are these tiny little soccer moms.

I always get a kick out of seeing these tiny little women driving these huge boats.



posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 01:33 PM
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This thread is one of the funniest I've seen on this forum, at least that wasn't MEANT to be funny... and opensecret...


Originally posted by opensecret1150
By the way your vehicle the "phat" Expedition is close to the top of vehicles owned by men with small penises.


Miaow!!

Have you been doing some in-depth (if that's the right phrase) research on this subject??

I'm glad Ivan came back though. And showd us THE BREAKFAST OF MANLINESS!. I hope he's not gone for good. Gosh, we're all such gay communist leftists in his world. I wonder where he lives? Does he have a girlfriend or wife? What must THAT relationship be like? People... are just weird (though some are much, much weirder than others).

Am I alone in that I'm beginning to wonder whether Ivan is actually a comedy creation and not actually weird at all? FETT, IS THAT YOU?



posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 01:50 PM
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Originally posted by rich23
This thread is one of the funniest I've seen on this forum, at least that wasn't MEANT to be funny... and opensecret...


Originally posted by opensecret1150
By the way your vehicle the "phat" Expedition is close to the top of vehicles owned by men with small penises.


Miaow!!

Have you been doing some in-depth (if that's the right phrase) research on this subject??


Well as a Gay Communist Leftist (at least in Ivanthesilly's world) I can't really find an official "list" (perhaps we should start a wiki?) but I did find THIS (google on cars for men with small penises).



posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 02:02 PM
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i got some good laughs out of this thread, thank you all lol.

anyway I think its pretty funny that a car can be gay according to this person. can my computer be gay? how about my tv...are they designing that gay too? omg i think my xbox 360 turned gay, the controller vibrates....that must mean its trying to get me to accept vibrators!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! rrrruuuuuuuunnnnnnn!

its not like i step into my car and go....hmmm...this might make me accept gay people one day. hey ya know what, because my car is so gay maybe ill just become gay now. 17 years and i never once had that urge...but you know i just look at this car and go "wow i really want to be gay now. I dont know what it is about this car, but suddenly I have the urge to engage in gay acts." like the car radio is hammering me with subliminal messages as I drive. *Tupac- **** the world playing on the radio* "they tryina say that i dont care, woke up screaming **** the world! they tryina say that I dont care, woke up screaming **** gay guys!" cut off the music "hey...what the hell??"

Ive got news for ya guy, times are changing. And gay people are about just as likely to have a conspiracy to change everyone gay as I am to spontainously combust while typing this message. Now should I spontainously combust in my computer chair right now, I may consider your theory, though I doubt it because I would have far more important things to worry about (like finding a body of water to put myself out).

If some one told your clothes looked gay, youd probably take that literally and run home streaking. I am a straight guy, I know a couple of gay guys, Im cool with that. You do realise there are gay people that are very manly right? Not every gay person runs around wearing tight clothes, an exotic hair style, and talks with a lisp. Guess what....your best friend...could be gay. You want to fight gays like they were terrorists. Watch out....THEY COULD BE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!! AHHHHHH!!!

if we stuck by your ideas it would be like the witch hunts all over again. "hes gay!!!" *crowd stones me to death*, yep just like the good old days. would you also like to go back to slavery? nah screw that we should stone to death the guy who made fire, he might have been gay (you know the phrase flamer). ya know what, the guy who decided to make language might have been gay to, making wierd noises to other human beings when they were still grunting. thats far to bizare to them, so he must have been gay right?

in saying that my conclusion is that your the first human being to figure out how to eat your own brain, explaining why your posts have no thought behind them what so ever.

[edit on 4-6-2006 by grimreaper797]



posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 02:30 PM
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Excuse me, but are you out of your mind? Can you please point out whats so gay about them, and how are they exactly promoting the "homosexual agenda"? Please tell me this is a satire thread, because its comepletely absurd.



posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 02:30 PM
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Originally posted by rich23
First, Spiderj, you rule!


Thanks Rich, I does what I can. It's BTS so I figured an incredibly idiotic topic required an idiotic response. And yes the dancing bananna is very gay.

As for the question of gay marriage, I know a few divorce lawyers who would love to see gay marriage legalized.

Their eyes actually get misty thinking of the possible increase in divorces, prenups and...getting giddy here...custody law suits the billable hours alone drive them crazy with fantasies of buying all sorts of gay cars, boats, homes and pool boys.

Spiderj



posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 02:39 PM
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Originally posted by Spiderj
gay cars, boats, homes and pool boys.
Spiderj


lol I caught that one. pool boys rather then pools.



posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 02:40 PM
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Originally posted by opensecret1150

Well as a Gay Communist Leftist (at least in Ivanthesilly's world) I can't really find an official "list" (perhaps we should start a wiki?) but I did find THIS (google on cars for men with small penises).


I think I was making a FAR more scurrilous and immoral insinuation than that! (Imagine being nudged in the ribs very unsubtly at the words "in-depth".) Perhaps you were rising loftily above my disgusting insinuations, and I wouldn't blame you for a minute


Quite an entertaining search, but it does return some contradictory results. Ah well...

Where is Ivan? COME BACK, WE MISS YOU.... are you real, or are you Optimus in disguise?



posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 02:43 PM
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damn it i think the power rangers were all gay too. tight suits, rainbow (almost) colors, over acting, they have been attacking me with subliminal messages since a young child, OH NO!!! seriously, how stupid does that sound? only about as stupid as cars being gay. end of discussion.

[edit on 4-6-2006 by grimreaper797]



posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 02:49 PM
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Oh, I get it now! [slaps head].

I have only ever had the um, pleasure, once: the guy was HUGE and he did not have a car at all, so: so far my resarch has had a 100% correlation with my theory.



posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 02:49 PM
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Originally posted by opensecret1150
Oh Lord, now you are making Ivan seem rational! Gender is a complex mixture of biological and cultural factors.

There is an excellent wiki on the subject. You are just givng people like Ivanthesilly ammo with such rediculous oversimplifications.


Actually there is nothing biological about gender. Sex is a biological designation, gender is a culturally defined role that is assigned based on sex. I am simply not willing to trade my college degree and my experience for the knowledge in a wiki article.

To say that gender is a social construction is the simple answer, but it isn't an oversimplification. Ivan has a phobia. Education is often a key in phobia resolution. Unfortunately, ivan does not seem to be in a place in his life where he would be ready to rid himself of the problem. Because of this, I did keep it simple.

The only thing I think I might have done differently in my first post is to leave out the part about using small words. It was needlessly sarcastic and certainly did nothing to help educate ivan, then again, he never asked for my assistance and I doubt he would want it, so the sarcasm wouldn't have made any difference if it had been absent.

Ivan did, however, begin a thread on ATS - a site that uses the motto "Deny Ignorance." Although I do not have enough information to be sure, I would make an educated guess that the root of ivan's phobia is a lack of knowledge. There is counseling available and ivan could make great strides in education and in phobia resolution if only he chose to do so.

[edit on 6/4/06 by wellwhatnow]



posted on Jun, 4 2006 @ 02:53 PM
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Originally posted by grimreaper797
damn it i think the power rangers were all gay too. tight suits, rainbow (almost) colors, over acting, they have been attacking me with subliminal messages since a young child, OH NO!!! seriously, how stupid does that sound? only about as stupid as cars being gay. end of discussion.


Um actually...

Top ten gay cartoon characters

Power rangers not mentioned, but I agree: way gay. Also Spongebob and those little purple things - teletubbies.





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