Let me start off by saying that I am incredibly upset that I did not notice this thread until now. This is quite possibly the funniest thread
I couldn't read all the replies because quite frankly I was far too busy laughing, I tried I really tried but well the tears of laughter made it too
For the record other gay cars:
The 2006 Ford Mustang AL. Basically it's just a 2006 mustang but the AL stands for alternative lifestyle. It's kind of a rip off but it comes with
a suede miami lime interior and an in trunk missile system that targets hostile evangelical right wing motorists.
Notice I said hostile, evidently the system will not harm evangelical christrians on their way to brunch.
The YUGO HUG. That's right, the YUGO is back and it wants to party. With dolby surround sound, back seat disco lights and optional oxygen bar party
package the YUGO says "I'M YUGAY AND I GET SIXTY MILES TO THE GALLON".
The Mitsubishi Denial. Also available as the Mitsubishi Denial Turbo and MDT convertable. It's shaped like a football, only comes with all sports
satelite radio, available in four or five speed stick, all metal intererior and instead of paint the entire body of the car is covered in dolphin skin
or baby seal pelt (your choice) and of course the one thing that makes a Mitsubishi Denial a DENIAL is the "in drive" shock system. Basically, if
you should think about the Food Network while driving the steering wheel delivers a fifty thousand volt shock to your well...um...let's call it a
The Toyota Gary. His name is gary, he's from japan, he's lonely and he wants you to drive him. We all new a kid like Gary in high school, kind of
sad but eager to please. Well now you can experience Gary in car form. Also available in the four door Gary Sedan with standard abandonment/guilt
Oh and I almost forgot the new Porsche 415 LW...but I don't have the specs on me.
*Other things you shouldn't think about while driving the Mitsubishi Denial: Wrestling, The Boy Scouts, That night at summer camp you never talk
about, Popcorn, Desperate Houswives, Brad Pitt in anything but fight club, manicotti, Judas Priest, The Los Angeles Unified School District, Menudo,
Bette Midler, Anything that makes you think of sausage, J.R.R. Tolkien, Brad Pitt in fight club, Lorenzo Llamas, all vegetables and long fruits,
Anderson Cooper and/or Barney Fife.
[edit on 6/4/2006 by Spiderj]