The Gay Conspiracy in Vehicles

How old are you? Ten? Apparently you are clueless regarding why muscle cars died out and were replaced by less powerful vehicles and more aerodynamic models.

The evolution of cars, et al, has nothing to do with any gay/feminist/whatever agenda.

Turn off the television, put down the Gameboy, and open a book, preferably one without too many pictures. You might learn something.

Originally posted by Valhall

Originally posted by ivanterrible


This is my piont people, the American mindset of masculinity and stuff has been purposely expunged from the modern teenybopper mindset of today, most young men today don't have a clue of what America used to be because of the feminist/homosexual conspiracy, that's all it's very simple in it's design and plan!

This includes vehicles. www.showdownmusclecars.com...

and it has nothing to do with being Macho or He-Man, just my opinion, I knew people would get worked up.

Actually you are absolutely correct. My mother brought me up to look for a man that was responsible, had high integrity, had his priorities straight and cared who I was as a human being...

which resulted in me not settling with a low-browed, knuckle-dragging, sock-sucking, soup-drooling, SUV-driving, booger-picking moron.

I'm happy and may society go to hell for it.

Hey thats so funny, and I'm sorry for calling you a bad name, please excuse me for being MANLY.

So what about the Mustang is that a gay or feminist car?

Hey ivanterrible...this isn't you, is it?

about ivanterrible...

What are some of the qualities you look for in someone you are dating?:
Sincerity, humor, kindness, compassion and enjoys travel.

andrew.othersingles.com...

Sounds kind of "gay" to me.

Originally posted by ivanterrible


Hey thats so funny, and I'm sorry for calling you a bad name, please excuse me for being MANLY.

I can't...you've single-handedly set mankind back a century. Go chop some firewood and bleed a pig for me and I might think you're worth your salt.

Originally posted by Bibliophile
How old are you? Ten? Apparently you are clueless regarding why muscle cars died out and were replaced by less powerful vehicles and more aerodynamic models.

The evolution of cars, et al, has nothing to do with any gay/feminist/whatever agenda.

Turn off the television, put down the Gameboy, and open a book, preferably one without too many pictures. You might learn something.

As Iv'e wrote, maybe you can't read, The conspiracy of feminizing the American male population has alot to do with the way the commercial world of products and goods are being made today, yes economic reasons exist for smaller fuel efficient cars and trucks but there is a other design for feminizing man, and vehicles that were once full of muscle and chrome were expunged for more than the reason you probably think, and as i've said I'm not going to provide links to prove my point, If you can't figure it out so be it, that's your problem not mine.

Lord Almighty, what a thread. Actually, Ivanterrible has a point about how a car's design can be interpreted sexually--remember the Edsel. Now, here is what this thread makes me think--didn't our Founding Fathers look "gay" with their stockings, wigs, ruffles, etc? Should have looked more like Rock Hudson. Those historical revisionists will undoubtedly redo pictues in textbooks. Nothing like making people aware of "Feminism, Homosexuality, Socialism, Communism, ect" than screaming it out over airwaves and in print to hear about it everyday. Methinks they protesteth too much.

I say, the smaller the man, the bigger the missile.

ivan -

I hear your mom calling. She wants to know why the sock under your bed is so stiff.

Apologies to my fellow posters, except ivan. It is Saturday night and I have probably had too much bourbon, however, I still believe I am spot on.

[edit on 6/3/2006 by Bibliophile]

Originally posted by ivanterrible
... and as i've said I'm not going to provide links to prove my point, If you can't figure it out so be it, that's your problem not mine.

That's because you can't. You're 12 years old and don't realize the muscle car suffered an abrupt death in the 70's with the first fake oil-crisis. It had nothing to do with women, homosexuality or anything else.

You've just been schooled by a woman. Lick your wounds, lick your balls...it matters not to me, but at least try to learn something.

Originally posted by desertNow, here is what this thread makes me think--didn't our Founding Fathers look "gay" with their stockings, wigs, ruffles, etc? Should have looked more like Rock Hudson.

I don't know if Rock Hudson would necessarily be the appropriate choice!

Do you have any studies or websites that can help us see your point of view, ivan? I'd say you should give us at least 3 for starters, so we can digest it.


*edit - whoops, didn't see that we weren't privy to your fount of information. my bad.

[edit on 6/3/06 by niteboy82]

The A4 is so not gay.

Honda Fit, now that's gay.



-O

Originally posted by Bibliophile
ivan -

I hear your mom calling. She wants to know why the sock under your bed is so stiff.

[edit on 6/3/2006 by Bibliophile]

Funny! but you did'nt give any piont for your argument about why the vehicle changed, could it be your too dumb? now go play with your mad magazine.

Originally posted by The Big O
The A4 is so not gay.

Honda Fit, now that's gay.

-O

I agree the A4 is not gay, But when you observe it from a distance and you compare it to other models it falls into the gay category, I like Audi brand vehicles, I'm simply saying some vehicles are too damm feminine in appearance. Yes go ahead and laugh people, I'm right and your WRONG.

Your mom didn't nurse did she?

Originally posted by ivanterrible
Funny! but you did'nt give any piont for your argument about why the vehicle changed, could it be your too dumb? now go play with your mad magazine.

Ivan, see, the reason that cars have been made so aerodynamic is so that we can become more efficient in our usage of fuel. There's a really big problem right now that is being debated about whether or not global warming does in fact exist. Most people realize, however that until we know, there's not much use of pushing the envelope.
I'm going to provide you with some links, so maybe you have some stuff to read over and see where the rest of us are coming from.

A US Gov't Site

Wikipedia

An All Ages Site

This should help you see our point of view as well. Trust me, if there was a gay agenda out there to gay up cars, I would be the first to know, I promise.

Originally posted by niteboy82

I don't know if Rock Hudson would necessarily be the appropriate choice!

Good, you understood RH was gay.

And don't lie when you answer because this is a blatant exhibition of "titty-envy".

You're envious of the titty.

Originally posted by niteboy82

Originally posted by desertNow, here is what this thread makes me think--didn't our Founding Fathers look "gay" with their stockings, wigs, ruffles, etc? Should have looked more like Rock Hudson.

Do you have any studies or websites that can help us see your point of view, ivan? I'd say you should give us at least 3 for starters, so we can digest it.

[edit on 6/3/06 by niteboy82]

I can't give you the websites because they're on another conspiracy site, and well OLD SIMON BOY the M16 operative would pull the plug on my posting here, and I've already said I would'nt post any links, this is kindergarden stuff, apparently you folks fall below that level.

And I can't post the results of your IQ test failure because they're at another conspiracy site.

damn...and I had you behind the ate bawl!

Originally posted by ivanterrible
I can't give you the websites because they're on another conspiracy site, and well OLD SIMON BOY the M16 operative would pull the plug on my posting here, and I've already said I would'nt post any links, this is kindergarden stuff, apparently you folks fall below that level.

If you look at the 3rd link that I provided to you, you will see that I most definitely understand that this is indeed kindergarten stuff.

Simon is m16? Oy, now I am beginning to understand why these "ATS is a conspiracy" threads get so old for other members. To think, I've only been actively on ATS since 4/20. tsk tsk