"Honey, lets take our summer sun bathing vacation in Northern Siberia!
"Lets let the Americans rule the world"
"No, I do not want to drink, even though my girlfriend broke up with me!"
"No, I do not want to have sex with that hot stripper, even though I'm a virgin"
"I want to go hunting with Dick Cheney"
"George Bush is the man" (sorry, many have already said it, but I couldn't help myself
"Lets hand all our weapons to the government"
"Lets have peace!"
"I'd rather not steal money from that wallet full of $100 dollar bills lying on the road"
"NO, I do not want to shoot Bush, even though its legal for me to do so"
"Since I got a new Mercedes SLR that's much cooler, I'll donate my E-320 to charity"
"No, I do not want to own that strip club"
"Sorry, but I'm allergic to steak and lobster dinners"
" I want to be nice and throw $1,000,000 into the crowd"
"Lets move to Antarctica"
" Please cheat on me, honey"
" Please dump me. I know you are the hottest women in the world, I know you are great under the sheets, but I don't want anything to do with you
"Russian soldier is NOT funny at all!"