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Mothers Against Peeing Standing Up (MAPSU)

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posted on May, 30 2006 @ 07:39 PM
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This has to be one of the strangest sites I've seen in a long time...


www.mapsu.org

Fact: Peeing standing up destroys families. WHO cleans the bathrooms in your house? Your mother? Your wife? Even if you clean up after yourself, what mouthful paunch when you are a guest ate someone's home, concerning did your eat friend's house, visiting the inlaws, or using a public bathroom? Why should someone else property to drowsier for your unwillingness to sit down?



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posted on May, 30 2006 @ 08:03 PM
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LOL that is wierd. But I understand why they are doing that...Us guys like to pee on the seat..and thats a fact.



posted on May, 30 2006 @ 08:15 PM
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Hell, I catch a hard time if I go to the back yard.

They say things like, "What kind of a barbarian are you?"

I always answer with, "This kind of barbarian! Aaaaaahh!"
:w:

Just think about it, they want us to touch that nasty toilet seat just to keep a little urine off.

BTW, I'm quite a marksman! Except when I'm :w:
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posted on May, 30 2006 @ 08:21 PM
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Originally posted by Intelearthling
Hell, I catch a hard time if I go to the back yard.

They say things like, "What kind of a barbarian are you?"



LOL,

"I was teaching the dogs"...Thats what I say..
Don't know if you have any dogs, but you could always get one..!



posted on May, 30 2006 @ 08:51 PM
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Every male on the planet has the right to pee standing up.
Get your little boys some toilet targets to perfect his aim.



Or throw a Cheerio into the bowl and have the kid take aim on that, they float....

They even make toilet targets for old men that can't aim as good as they could in their younger days...


Men should only pee in the sitting position if other business is being done at the same time, or they are unable to stand for some reason.

Let's not raise a generation of lady-boys, it's just undignified.
The equipment works the way it does, and I for one will never sit down to take a pee. :shk:



EDIT: Every man I know always lifts the seat and goes pee into the water, so I don't think men are sprinkling the seat where the next person will sit down.......

[edit on 30/5/2006 by anxietydisorder]



posted on May, 30 2006 @ 08:55 PM
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I'm not sure if this is true but supposedly my cousins friend came home from college for Christmas break and had a little get together at his house and some guy peed in the pool. My cousin said he went outside to find everyone crowded around the pool laughing. The pool supposedly had large yellow patches of water in it and only one random guy was swimming. That would be embarassing.

It just goes to show you..people pee everywhere. Its simply human nature.



posted on May, 30 2006 @ 09:01 PM
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Not many women will admit to this, but I know some of the men will.

We pee in the shower.



posted on May, 30 2006 @ 09:03 PM
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Originally posted by SurfOBBC
I'm not sure if this is true but supposedly my cousins friend came home from college for Christmas break and had a little get together at his house and some guy peed in the pool. My cousin said he went outside to find everyone crowded around the pool laughing. The pool supposedly had large yellow patches of water in it and only one random guy was swimming. That would be embarassing.

It just goes to show you..people pee everywhere. Its simply human nature.


Lmao! Gross!


Oh, by the way, that site is just weird...



posted on May, 30 2006 @ 09:13 PM
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Originally posted by anxietydisorder
Not many women will admit to this, but I know some of the men will.

We pee in the shower.


I admit...I once peed in the shower...



posted on May, 30 2006 @ 09:35 PM
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Originally posted by anxietydisorder
Not many women will admit to this, but I know some of the men will.

We pee in the shower.


We had a guy in bootcamp do this... once... People hit him so hard later on that night after lights out that he didn't do it again.

He was also labeled for doing it and we never let him live it down through out time there.

Personally, I don't do it. But, that is why I always wore shower shoes during my time in the military.

JDub



posted on May, 30 2006 @ 10:21 PM
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All that water flowing out of the shower head, you feel relaxed........
Be honest.

As far as the military, poor guy.......
Basic is tough enough.



posted on May, 30 2006 @ 10:49 PM
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Originally posted by anxietydisorder
We pee in the shower.


So do we!
I think men should pee any way they wish. What a strange thing to try to control.

I can understand if the guy doesn't lift the seat and gets even one drop on it. I don't want to sit on anyone's pee. If I did, I'd just go in my chair and not bother going into the bathroom at all!



posted on May, 31 2006 @ 09:58 AM
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This reminds me of the episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm where Larry told people that he preferred to wizz sitting down and all the guys were ragging about it.

I sit down to wizz in the middle of the night when I'm too groggy to control the stream direction.


Peace



posted on May, 31 2006 @ 10:01 AM
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Originally posted by anxietydisorder
All that water flowing out of the shower head, you feel relaxed........
Be honest.

As far as the military, poor guy.......
Basic is tough enough.



Well I mean only once today..

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