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posted on Oct, 21 2003 @ 10:32 AM
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Do you ever log onto ATS and there aren't any posts that you are interested in? Nothing to talk about? Tired of the same conspiracies? Then make one up


www.alchemica.co.uk...



posted on Oct, 21 2003 @ 10:42 AM
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LMFAO!!! i made this




The UFO sitings over London, England are actually mass hallucinations engineered by Tony blair to make British people and other enemies of the Teletubies to think they are not alone. In the ensuing paranoia, Tony blair and Teletubies plan to Take over childrens TV. If you see UFOs, close your eyes - it's all a trick. Meanwhile, a special task force led by David Blaine is being set up to tackle the problem. "


[Edited on 21-10-2003 by infinite]



posted on Oct, 21 2003 @ 10:42 AM
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theory
"Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that The Illuminati is trying to Rule the world by flooding it with cream cheese, ruining all dairy farmers worldwide.. Also, where he says 'the mouse in The Vatican will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that the Branch Davidian Sect is threatening The Pope. The lion is The New Zealand All-Blacks Rugby Squad who is trying to protect Ronald Regan from The Illuminati with little sucess. "

OMFG



posted on Oct, 21 2003 @ 10:45 AM
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LMAO..........

Here is my little gem.


"Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that cia is trying to dig to china. Also, where he says 'the mouse in area 51 will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that m16 is threatening saddam. The lion is marines who is trying to protect bin laden from cia with little sucess. "



posted on Oct, 21 2003 @ 10:47 AM
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"The Millenium Bug is a plot by William to take over area 51 and cripple the work of Venus. The Government and Simon are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that ATS Board members can halt William's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "




posted on Oct, 21 2003 @ 10:47 AM
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Cool

That should be top of any conspirtors tools list



posted on Oct, 21 2003 @ 10:50 AM
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Originally posted by Venus
"The Millenium Bug is a plot by William to take over area 51 and cripple the work of Venus. The Government and Simon are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that ATS Board members can halt William's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "



I knew william was up to something



posted on Oct, 21 2003 @ 10:50 AM
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"The local tax office is a front for the evil works of The KGB. It's part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to Be evil. They've already claimed victims - everyone from David Hasselhoff to David Shayler have been caught out. Only the ATS crew has seen through the scam, which is why the Martian ambassador, in cahoots with The KGB, is trying to release a video titled 'The Pope's Hoes, A Girls Gone Wild communion' with a view to putting an end to the ATS crew. "



posted on Oct, 21 2003 @ 10:55 AM
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Mines pretty boring.

"The UFO sitings over Roswell are actually mass hallucinations engineered by The Illuminati to make George W. Bush and other enemies of greys think they are not alone. In the ensuing paranoia, The Illuminati and greys plan to pave the way for a world state under despotic rule. If you see UFOs, close your eyes - it's all a trick. Meanwhile, a special task force led by Elvis is being set up to tackle the problem."

But it does sound like something from Rense





posted on Oct, 21 2003 @ 11:02 AM
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"The Millenium Bug is a plot by crack whores to take over the world with free porn and cripple the work of the Queen. The Government and Freemasons are doing nothing to stop it, hoping that Miss World can halt crack whore's evil plans. It's not going to happen. The world will end soon! "



posted on Oct, 21 2003 @ 11:06 AM
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"Nostradamus' works clearly indicate that Jesus is trying to spank albino monkeys. Also, where he says 'the mouse in Baghdad will shy away / the lion's roar is as dust' he means that Bush is threatening Nerdling. The lion is Madonna who is trying to protect The Jews from Jesus with little sucess. "

Madonna? I always thought she was a catholic.



posted on Oct, 21 2003 @ 11:06 AM
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This site is added to my favorites. I love it.


""The local supermarket is a front for the evil works of FBI. It's part of a national chain of illegal racketeering outlets, whose final aim is to fake wars. They've already claimed victims - everyone from The Greys to American Citizens have been caught out. Only ATS Members have seen through the scam, which is why the Cabal, in cahoots with FBI, is trying to use murder disguised as terrorist plots with a view to putting an end to ATS Members. "



posted on Oct, 21 2003 @ 11:07 AM
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that site is funny as hell, the hours of fun you can have with it



posted on Oct, 21 2003 @ 11:24 AM
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TOO SPOOKY! Have you been told you look like Rob Thomas?




posted on Oct, 21 2003 @ 03:47 PM
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HOURS OF FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY



posted on Oct, 21 2003 @ 03:59 PM
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I never knew any of that.




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