posted on May, 25 2006 @ 12:47 AM
A leprachaun walks into a bar and notices theres a donkey in the far corner of the room. He asks the bartender what it is for.
The bartender says if you can make that donkey laugh, I'll give you a million dollars.
The leprachaun says, fair enough, and goes over, wispers in the donkeys ear, and the donkey begins to laugh so hard it is nearly in tears.
The bartender then says, that was amazing, how did you do that? He responds, its a leprachaun secret and I cant tell you. The bartender says fair
enough, but if you can man make that donkey cry I'll give you 2 million dollars.
The leprachaun walks over to the donkey and comes back. The donkey is balling his eyes out.
The bartender completely stunned, gives him the money, and asks how he did it. The leprechaun agrees to tell him and says, "well the first time I
told him my dick was bigger than his, and the second time I showed him."
love that one.