Ok , here we go again :
I think you are F.O.S – but it is late I am grumpy , and have seen too many of these idiot threads recently
So Lets go through this lie by painful idiotic lie
First – your grandfathers farm is “ about 500 acres “ correct ?? well that’s just over 1 square mile – so how did you go “ about a mile
down this road “ ??? if its still on your family land ??
Second – they are “ about 1 hour from Harrisburg “ – I take that to be 60 miles , give or take . ok
we will come back to this
Third – there “ is no one within 50 miles “ -- whoo hoo --- WTF – are you really claiming there is no one between you and Harrisburg
Fourth “ hunters rock “ penn. Is listed as a climbers bouldering hot spot – how do climbers flock to this locale and miss your “ secret door
Fifth – coming back to the issue of your grandfathers 500 acre farm --- has he really missed a “ fresh paved road “ did he not inspect the tract
when he bought it ?? is your grand father in the habit of buying land “ sight unseen “ with no survey ??
Sixth – this road ? how did you know it was the same road which you allege was part paved , part dirt ?? – if you indeed work on roads for a
living you can see the problems inherent in A paved road that can only be accessed by driving up a dirt road
Seventh – what was “ weird and out of place “ about a mound of rocks in rural penn. ?? what was weird about it , why was it out of place ??
To have any hope of redeeming yourself , please furnish the following :
Map reference of the door location , the road location , your grand fathers farm – picture of the road , picture of the door
If the improbable happens , and your story pans out – I will eat my shorts
Till then , your credibility is zero in my eyes