Fancy your own Kingdom? How about the UK?

Buy the UK


I'm sure some of you could do a much better job than them upstairs are doing right now.

LOL. Yeh somebody has put on a �1,95 bid on it!!! Obviously everyone hates the U>K lol. Somebody cool needs to but it and get rid of the #ing monarchy. I can't beleive we still have a queen. All she does is rinse our taxes on expensive houses and unneccesary luxerys. Its so stupid.

Shall I put in a fiver and turn us to Socialism?

I'm not greedy. I'll just take London.

Originally posted by MorningtonCrescent
I'm not greedy. I'll just take London.

You obviously have no taste also!!

London? OK you take the most obnoxious, arrogant, pompous pricks on the planet then. Take a boring population who do not even know that there is something more than forests and no mans land north of Watford.

Little tip here, take Manchester and you get the best popular culture ever, the best bands, the best football team, the best comedy, the best people etc. OK you also pick up quite an ugly city, with the highest crime, gun crime and murder rate in the country, a crime rate that is bigger than most of your big cities including New York. And you get really #ty weather but London also has all those # things plus a load more rubbish too.

OK the gun crime in london isnt as high as Manchester or anywhere at all in America (though it is still pretty #ing high), that is because Londoners dont carry guns like you lot, they carry pomposity pistols instead

Originally posted by triplesod
Shall I put in a fiver and turn us to Socialism?

That would be an excellent idea Man!!!

who do not even know that there is something more than forests and no mans land north of Watford.

Yeh I'd by WAtford. It may be a #hol;e but it's still my hometown. I would also buy London and kick out all the stupid pompus yuppys and turn the place into a skatepark with only comic shops, retro cloth shops, vintage vinyl stores and ultra cheap cafes that serve any kind of food that you want. I'd make the london eye free, and also I would allow smoking ( of any substance) allowed on it too. Why am I thinking about these things?

I hadn't seen this one, pretty funny. I like how the auction was closed:

"The seller ended this listing early because the item was lost or broken."

Very broken

LMAO, I wish someone would do the same thing with the U.S.!

Allright, Ill buy it, 50 pounds. And when I have it, I am going to destroy London, I hate that #ing town. I also plan to execute the Tele tax gestapo for thier crimes against good sense and decency.

# socialism, it will have a new tyranny....me. I wont kill the whole royal family, Ill keep Prince William alive, because as future dictator, I need my own sex slave.