posted on May, 22 2006 @ 08:52 AM
You, the Sandwhich and the Law!
I think its time to highlight some of the laws regarding sandwhiches.
A few people seem to have forgotten how to treat a sandwhich and the law with respect, this has resulted in some rather high profile court cases and
arrests over the past few months. With Global 'Sandwhich Day' just around the corner..(8th July)...we feel its important to keep you are members
informed of where u stand with certain sandwhiches and sandwhich laws in general....both in Europe and abroad.
Although this isnt a complete listing of the laws relative to Sandwhiches, it does highlight the more commonly abused laws and sandwhiches
With summer round the corner, can i remind you all aswell, Sandwhiches die in hot cars....leave a window down slightly.
THE LAW REGARDING SANDWHICHES.
never throw any kind of sandwhich in a public place, unless the area is a designated 'buttie lobbing zone'
never use the word 'baguette' to describe a sandwhich
Always keep sandwhiches properley stored whilst travelling in a vehicle, most european countries allow cellophane as a basic external retention unit,
however spain recentley decreed it law that 'tupperware' must be used now at all times.
Always face east when eating any sandwhich in a muslim country, do not risk offending our islamic friends.
Always wear laderhossen when eating sandwhiches in Austria, the standard fine now for eating a sandwhich without wearing laderhossen is 467.34€.
When making a sandwhich for friends or family (in paris), remember to specify (in writing) 3 days before the constructed sandwhich is to be offered
for consumption, the fillings it contains.
Always make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy when offering up a sandwhich decorated with a sparkler.
Never make a sandwhich when under the influence of morphine, this has become the cause of many a recent injury when a battlefield casualty has
endulged in sandwhich making.
Always report an unattended sandwhich to the relevant authorities immediatley.
Remember to do the 'Sandwhich Dance' when eating a sandwhich in Norway, again, its a respect thing. Details of this dance can be found at
Remain vigilant when a would be sandwhich making apprentice offers up a new filling that hasnt been properley tested.
Never attempt to consume more than 8,000,000,000 sandwhiches a day.
Never use a sandwhich as a weapon.
Never use a sandwhich as a flotation device, unless it is the patanted and tested 'Whoopsy floating Sandwhich'
Never leave a child unsupervised with a tripple decker sandwhich.