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posted on Oct, 19 2003 @ 07:03 PM
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Ladies and Gentlemen!!!

This is a very important message from a grey Alien. The first ever proof of contact! Please believe me... You will feel good when you see it!!!

www.arubastation.com...



posted on Oct, 19 2003 @ 07:11 PM
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LMAO!!! I feel dirty. I feel ashamed. I was just raped by an ALIEN!!!!



posted on Oct, 19 2003 @ 07:13 PM
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ROFL!!!!!

Hey i hope he wore an e-condom, i wouldnt want to get --eAIDS now.

I have some news...i'm pregnant...and its a bouncing baby...something



posted on Oct, 19 2003 @ 07:14 PM
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The beginning of the song sounds like "Some peoplecall me the space cowboy"



posted on Oct, 19 2003 @ 07:14 PM
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I made sweet love to that alien multiple times.



posted on Oct, 19 2003 @ 07:15 PM
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Bandit

Backed with the Serge Gainsbourg & Brigitte Bardot original, no less.

A masterpiece.




posted on Oct, 19 2003 @ 07:16 PM
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Ok, now the alien has left me and is refusing to pay child support, i'm just a poor single father with some kind of..childlike thing coping on my own, that no good space stud knocked me up and ran off with ma heart.

*cries*

I think i'll go write some country music about it



posted on Oct, 19 2003 @ 07:17 PM
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Hehehe, it was made by a friend of mine...



posted on Oct, 19 2003 @ 07:19 PM
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Funny stuff
knda dirty



posted on Oct, 19 2003 @ 07:22 PM
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Originally posted by AZLS1
I made sweet love to that alien multiple times.


Go outside and have a smoke.



posted on Oct, 19 2003 @ 07:28 PM
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There's a new tv show coming out on ABC. It's called "#ed by an Alien"...



posted on Oct, 19 2003 @ 07:31 PM
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....#ed by an angel,I think that's what it was called....?



posted on Oct, 19 2003 @ 07:35 PM
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8 simple ruls for #ing my alien daughter
#ed by an angel


Gotta think of some more.



posted on Oct, 19 2003 @ 07:44 PM
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ermm ... Can we catch alien STDs ??? I'm really worried now.



posted on Oct, 19 2003 @ 07:45 PM
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Originally posted by e-nonymous
ermm ... Can we catch alien STDs ??? I'm really worried now.


Not if he wears an e-condom like nerdling said LOL!!



posted on Oct, 19 2003 @ 07:54 PM
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*stocks up on econdoms for next probing session*



posted on Oct, 19 2003 @ 08:07 PM
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So you like it, huh???
You like to be probed...



It gives a new meaning to the title of the tv show "Taken"...


[Edited on 19-10-2003 by TheBandit795]



posted on Oct, 19 2003 @ 08:11 PM
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Great.....thier goes my Virginity,
thanks alot Bandit.
Deep



posted on Oct, 19 2003 @ 09:35 PM
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I err ... uhhhh ... omg ... I ... I never said I *liked* it ... I ... justwannabepreparedjustincase ... yea ...



posted on Oct, 19 2003 @ 09:41 PM
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Is "#ed by an Alien" going to be anything like "Touched by an Uncle"?



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