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posted on May, 17 2009 @ 01:01 AM
reply to post by desert

Ha ha ha

Whoooohoooo! Neked powerwasher...does water come out of YOUR powerwasher?

I can flip a switch on mine and get hot water

Where is Nerbot????? Calling Nerbot.

Nerbot dear Nerbot
I miss you so
When you're not here,
My heart just rots.

You make me laugh
Your face drips water
If i didnt love ya
I'd think you're a nutter.

posted on May, 17 2009 @ 05:59 AM
Naked powerwash???
Unless one works in a coal need for that...
and too cold...
body parts get wacky in the cold..
no fun there..

posted on May, 17 2009 @ 10:13 PM
Hey, dg, Hey, AD.
It's quiet here tonight. And I feel like ruminating ... I thought, with so many new to Lounge Noir, I'ld chit chat about our founder, MrPenny.

Now, this man truly is a legend. I recall he spoke seven languages, one from each continent. I think he worked for the CIA. Never tried to recruit us, though. One time, when he left his dinner jacket in the coat room, I thought I saw a bullet hole in it. No, no, maybe I'm wrong...maybe he was really a mob boss. That MrP, a regular oo7...or capo?...

posted on May, 17 2009 @ 10:25 PM
Mr. Penny is OK in my book!

Leaving early AM manana for "Did you Hear about the Morgans"
If the Queen of Pain will let me use her Macbook, I'll send back some pic
of me and the crew.

Taft-Hartley hear I come. You won't have whaaa to kick around anymore.
I been contacted by the site big dogs that I better not mention the "stinkin badges" anymore. "Badges, Badges ha, ha, We don't need no stinkin badges"

Hasta la vista y te quiero muchisimo

[edit on 17-5-2009 by whaaa]

posted on May, 17 2009 @ 11:08 PM
Yes, yes, pictures! We likey!

Vaya con Dios, mi amigo. Buena suerte!

Now it's off to bed for me. I'll tell ya later the book I'm readin'.

Oh, yeah, one more memory of MrP. He could eat at the LN breakfast buffet, the lunch buffet, the dinner buffet, all the snack buffets, and then finish off the day here with midnight buffet. What a guy!

[edit on 18-5-2009 by desert]

posted on May, 18 2009 @ 12:04 PM
I used a power-wash-er yesterday & I don't think I'd like to be naked for a power-wash
When I first took hold of that nozzle...I was thinking about that clip from the movie "Backdraft" ...remember when that hose got loose inside that burning building and it was thrashing around? That's what that pressure washer felt like in my hand. No wonder the boys never want to let me play with the pressure's a lot of work!

Did I hear dessert say breakfast buffet? I'm hungry...

posted on May, 18 2009 @ 06:22 PM

First thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire
Second thing you know, he's in his underwear
Third thing you know, he's lyin' on the hay
Fourth thing you know he's #ing Ellie Mae

Man....what kind of crap is playing on the jukebox in here? Barkeep, I'll have a Coke and a smile.....

posted on May, 21 2009 @ 08:46 AM
What in God's green Earth is coming out of that jukebox?? EB, that's disgusting! Can you play it again, please?

Since you didn't stop me...the name for an all women track team.

Jeeves, my usual coffee, please.

Great to see you! I guess we won't make it mandatory to use the power washer for play this holiday weekend. We'll just have the usual wet t-shirt contest. I love to see the ripples on the boys' muscles under their wet shirts. OOOOOHHHHHHH...

[edit on 21-5-2009 by desert]

posted on May, 22 2009 @ 11:24 AM

Originally posted by desert
What in God's green Earth is coming out of that jukebox?? EB, that's disgusting! Can you play it again, please?

That's not even the tip of the iceberg when it comes to disgusting lyrics:shk:.

Hail all Porno/Goregrind and Death Metal!!!

We'll just have the usual wet t-shirt contest. I love to see the ripples on the boys' muscles under their wet shirts. OOOOOHHHHHHH...

If we have a men's wet t-shirt contest, we'll also have to have a girls one. I mean come on now. I'd still enter though, just cause I'd win.

[edit on 22-5-2009 by nick_napalm]

posted on May, 22 2009 @ 03:19 PM
Nicholas Napalm...always a pleasure. How's the running? I'm having some knee issues myself. So, have been doing more cycling.....

Been keeping my runs to 3-5 miles.

A men's wet t-shirt contest? Seems about wet underwears? And they must be thin cotton, white boxers? I'm up for it. AH HA HA HA! That's what he said. AH HA HA...

Now back to our regularly scheduled boredom...

What's on that jukebox?

posted on May, 25 2009 @ 08:32 PM

That's not the jukebox,dears. That's desert with her studio band. I'm gonna sing yew oneamy favrit songs. Goes like this...

My memory foam mattress
Has lost its memory.
It seems to not remember
What I look like
When you sleep next to me.

The shape doesn't fit exactly.
It's deep and I'm shallow,
Like someone else spent time there
With you beside.
Two heads on one pillow.

I remember a time
When our love was so blind.
Then we woke up, stopped dreaming,
Stared face to face.
I didn't know your own mind.

This mattress must know you
Better than I do.
It no longer welcomes me.
I'm a stranger
Who's sleeping beside you.

...desert's gonna pass the bra around. She would appreciate a dollar or two in each cup, 'cuz her tab here is growin' larger by the day...

posted on May, 25 2009 @ 08:52 PM

That's what I'm talkin bout!! Real sho nuff #ry!

Come ear baby, ta hell with that bra, leemee stick a Cnote down in your panties like they do in that place up the street where they dance on yur lap.

Hey, I know this is a classy place an all but it don't hurt nun to git a lil trashy now and agin.......does it?

Damn, I'm all twisted up now. But I gota get back up to Galisteo for the big Radayo scene in "Morgans" I sho nuff missed y'all tho las week. I oughta finish up next thursday. Hugy Grant, Sam Elliot and Sarah Jessica all said to say Howdy. So......Howdy!

whoa look....somebody put a # when I spelled "country" phonetically and left out the "o" ...... lol

[edit on 25-5-2009 by whaaa]

posted on May, 26 2009 @ 09:35 AM
whaaa, you lovable silly guy, I'll tell you a little secret...I don't wear panties when I sing here at LN. But, just for you, I'll go put some I have a dignified place for which to accept your Cnote. Afterall, yes, this is a classy joint.

Hey, I heard the Space Shuttle land Sunday morning...BOOM muffle boom muffle. I ran outside with my telescope, hoping to see it land close up, but that didn't work...couldn't find that white craft in the haze. Then MrD yells out to me, "Honey, I just saw the Space Shuttle land!" Now, that amazed me, because he was inside! Then I realized he was watching it on tv.

Speaking of spacely things...and secrets...I will let everyone know that Lounge Noir has done its part for the space program. We participated in NASA's secret experiment here, to test the Space Station's new water system, the one that purifies urine.

Yes! That's right! Remember last summer how the water tasted a little funny, but we all chalked it up to summer time? Notice how much better the taste has become over this past year. Now the LN microbrew can get rid of its slogan, "It's the water...and then some!", cause we have pure H2O! And the lemonade tastes like lemonade this year!! And, nick, so sorry for not divulging this sooner, before you ordered that case of LN energy drink. Bring in any unused containers, and we'll trade it for the good stuff.

Here's to our patriotic contribution to the space program!

posted on May, 26 2009 @ 12:30 PM
Hi there, I just got here and don't know much about this forum.. anyway, I'm a firefighter who likes RC airplanes and UAV projects, use to be a bodyboarder..

posted on May, 27 2009 @ 06:39 PM
Hey new's it going? Seems you have come to the right place. We love firemen that enjoy anything radio controlled here. We once had a fire chief as a regular and he usually controlled the TV. That upset a lot of patrons. They started hanging out at the rant forum...ranting like people that rant. All ranty in their ranticity. Not caring about the rantifications or the rantology. Just ranting for the sake of the rant. These are not random acts of rantness either. They are planned rantangularities.

Butt seriously....what are you drinking?

Edit to add: as a mere content contributor here, which basically means I spend time here, I have to make some extra money by bartending.

I guess I once was more of a true contributor. I studied. I discussed the tough topics. I just got burned out, you know? Just had enough. Kind of like dropping out of life and moving to Maui. Ride the wave man...

I just want everyone to know that I appreciate the bronze medal. I didn't even realize that this was a contest or perhaps I would have tried harder. Tried harder to be a sheep.

Baa baa baa...

[edit on 28-5-2009 by Excitable_Boy]

posted on May, 28 2009 @ 09:30 AM
Bartender, I'll have a ...
...oh, EB...
...this is an awkward moment for me. EB, I must confess my shame, too. I've been earning a little extra, too. I've been doing lap rants over at the Rant Forum. Oh, EB, I feel so ashamed and dirty! I offer to sit on someone's lap and listen to their rant. I charge by the minute...been taking in a lot...rants and money. I do believe I offer a valuable service, but, still...

EB, can you make change for this $100 bill? I'll take a coffee. Been working nights lately. Now I gotta run to my day job.

[edit on 28-5-2009 by desert]

posted on May, 28 2009 @ 05:08 PM
Coffee? No worries Desert...that'll be $2.00 and Mr. Penny asked me to collect your tab as it's been running for quite some time. It' funny, but it comes to exactly $ we're even.

Hey in tough times, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Hey whaaa, I have a great name for the band we're forming. Oh and I've been meaning to tell you that we're forming a band. But anyway, the name of the band is:

Four Non-Bronze

What do you think? Nice ring to it and all I thought, squire. I was thinking of playing the guy that doesn't have an instrument (okay everyone...very funny. I mean MUSICAL instrument)....thus, singing would be a good option or perhaps some spoken word stuff....All we need is a decent band to go on after us so everyone will forget how much I suck. Can you work on that? You know people...right? Show biz and all. Do you have people?

Have your people call my people. I'll make sure the missus is home to answer the phone.

[edit on 28-5-2009 by Excitable_Boy]

posted on May, 28 2009 @ 07:38 PM
link no money back...that's too bad, EB, 'cause I was going to leave all the change as a tip for you...tell ya what, I'll sit on your lap for a minute and you can tell me your rant...

Hey, here are my people! Can whaaa's people call them, too? Then my people can call your people, EB. Then my people can call whaaa's people back, and your people can call my people back! This sounds fun! Oops, gotta run...I got a lap rant in one minute.

See ya tomorrow, EB. I'll need to have another large bill cashed.

posted on May, 28 2009 @ 08:06 PM
Tell me your rant? Is that some sort of euphimism? Some kind of street jargon?

" and Sheila were like makin' out and all of a sudden I was rantin' on her."

But seriously, I have nothing serious.

edit to add: Where else can you go to get this kind of comedy from a mere content contributor who lacks awareness? One without clue. One lost in the dark as it were.

[edit on 28-5-2009 by Excitable_Boy]

posted on May, 28 2009 @ 08:45 PM
Oh, that's fine, EB, if you have nothing to rant about at the moment. In fact, I need to just hear some non-rant talk.

No, my lap rants are just that, nothing euphemetic. For a basic rate, I just sit and listen, trying to appear at least halfway interested. I will react with facial reactions, like an angry scowl, for a small fee. Then if the customer wants me to verbalize, that's another fee, but I can sure get into the verbal stuff..."No way!", "That's terrible!"...stuff like that.
The big bucks are when I use my hands and arms to gesture wildly, while I say, "WTF??" I keep it all above waist...I'm not into physical abuse, like kicking the customer's shins.
I will role play. Say a customer wants me to react like his wife or mother or mother-in-law, in that case I might say things like, "Oh, darling, you were so brave to yell at the cashier like that." or "You stupid jerk! You said what?! Now I'll never be able to face those people again!" or "Mad, schmad. Getting angry like that is not good for your health.".
Actually, I should be paying my customers. After listening to other people's rants, mine seem less important.

[edit on 29-5-2009 by desert]

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