So when does the chit-chat start? Right now!

desert i looked that word up and again, i didnt expect it to mean what it meant.

hmmmmm...don't have much to say today.

oh yeah...the dude in my avi is me. just wanted to let everybody know that cause there was a guy who thought the picutre of the REAL lord infamous i posted in my comments section was me.

later on

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Shaving one's woman's legs is cool. How's that English?

There is an old movie, cult classic? "Johnny Suede" with Brad Pitt. There's a scene where he shaves his girlfriend's legs in the tub. Very intimate that! His girlfriend is played by a young Catherine Keener. She was a hottie then and still is.....

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I once got bored and shaved all the hair off of my body.....at least what I could reach....it was kind of an odd sensation. Until the hair started growing back....my bath towel would hang up on the stubble....beaucoup aggravating.

Did I say that out loud?

Wow, it's good to drop by LN after a hard day of internetting. Hey, what happened to the artisan bread and Irish butter that always used to be on the buffet table?? What's up with this crap...saltines and margarine?? Damn, that MrP, always cheapening up this place!!

Oops! Hi, MrP. Uh..uh...did I say that out loud?

D, I don't wanna presume to speak for MrP, but to me the situation is abundantly clear. In LN, as in our personal lives, with the economy the way it is, we are just going to have to tighten our belts one more notch until better days resume in the future.

A few of my sacrifices are......
I no longer wear any underwear to save on laundry expenses such as soap, downey etc.
Walgreen's generic brand of cough suppressant instead of the more expensive NyQul.
I have put in an herb garden and some of those cherry tomatoes in clay pots.
After 11oam McD throws away McMuffins. You have to climb over the walls cause those bastards lock up the dumpster bin enclosure.
I ride my Schwinn to the mailbox now. I know it's only about 2 hundred yards but it saves a little gas and maintenance on the van.
And when me and the QoP decide to splurge we cut back on the more expensive places like Taco Bell and frequent the Local places like "Lupe and Ed's Sanitary Tortilla House"

Perhaps after the elections we can resume our decadent life style with the imported bread, butter and cheese and fancy liquor and we can all gather round the bar here at LN and sing a rousing rendition of "Happy days are Here Again"

For me at least, restraint is the order of the day, as it is with the QoP, if you know what I mean? Living with a dominatrix gives domestic bliss a whole new meaning. And talk about shaving....well you can just imagine!
Not for the faint of heart, I can tell you that!! Were not talkin Schick here, were talkin cold steel.




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Whaaa.....you kill me. You can take a crap day and make it sing! I come in here after a crap day and see your musings. Thanks. They brought a tear to me arse. Butt seriosuly, the wife and I have done some cutting back as well. She stresses over all that and I try not to let what I can't control bother me. Tonight we're having fried baloney on stale bread with Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. For salad, the wife gathered a bowl of green stuff from the neighborhood. Tastes pretty good with store brand salad dressing on it.

We cancelled cable and now watch the neighbors for our evening entertainment. I also dug up the old scanner and CB radio. The CB brings back old memories:

"Breaker One Nine......break break."

"Anybody got a copy on this weak base?"

"Copy that Weak Base. I'm picking up your modulation at my Twenty here in Cottonwood, over."

"Ten Four good buddy. Thanks for the radio check. Seen any Smokies tonight?, under

"Under what?, over"

"I meant over, over."

"Negatory on the Smokies. Any Beavers out here tonight Weak Base?, over"



Good times. Who needs TV. Beavers and Smokies. That's what life is really all about!







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hmmm...



^^^ that stuff is nasty...

today's.....sucked.

i remember a few pages back i said that my porno name was gonna be lord eric..well not anymore, i've changed it. my porno name will now officially be...

"Lord Lethal Length"



yall carry on...

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E_B, Whaaa, you both are so funny Here, let me give you both a big hug Hey, careful, watch the breast, please! Yeah, that's right. Tonight's menu has changed from Kobi beef to chicken breast, in order to cut costs. Let me set the plate down, so you can see how large my breasts are. Not bad, eh? For the price, they'll do.

E_B, could I come over for dinner some night this week? Tonight's dinner sounded delicious. mmmmmmmm fried baloney mmmm! Is it a right turn or a left when I get to the intersection? I'll take the camel, to save on gas.

Sigh...it's true, Whaaa. We all should be into this belt tightening, if only to keep our pants from falling down, especially since you've taken to not wearing underwear. You've inspired me to quit bitching and to be more active during this era of conservative upset. Trying to be conservative is not easy these days, what with the enculturation to shop our way out of crisis. What could I do...not wear a bra, bathe one day a week...which day would be best?...

"The day you visit Lounge Noir!"
I heard that!

We'll have Jen and Titan buy store brand liquor. Can we at least put the cheap vodka through a paper filter? I promise to dry it out and use it again.

Hey, Whaaa, that was you climbing the wall in the news video last night! I had the sound down and thought it was a story about people trying to enter the US illegally.

Ok,ok, I'll eat the damn saltines. Pass them over to me, please.

Hey, Lord Infamous is here Lord Lethal Length, huh...well, just be careful about getting caught up in all the downsizing going on around here. Some things just need to stay the way they are.

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desert i wasn't aware of any downsizing going on around here. for awhile i wasn't even aware, that THIS, is in fact LN (i remember some pages back you said here at LN, i was thinking what in the is this woman talking about...lol) speaking of not knowing what the you were talking about..please explain to me the whole deal with the suit/newspaper thing..i just assumed you were talking about a lawsuit..*shrugs* you know what they say about assuming though...i should've asked you the day you said it...

ummm...but yeah getting back to my name..lmao..it's pretty self explanatory. i'll explain one aspect of it though...and that's the lethal part.

lmao..ok..well..how can i put this..lets just say that, there have been many broads who have tried to withstand the lethalness..many have tried..none have succeeded.

i suggest all you guys pop in and chat from time to time. you'll have a good time in there. i'm gonna listen to some tunes...

LI, I like Whaaa's description of what we do here.
"What you see here is a bunch of half witty, educated fools, tossing around bon motts, repartee, silly references to trivia and terminal hipness..."lounge noir" although a physical reality most everywhere, primarily exists as conceptual entity to inflate the egos of people like me..."
from pg9 of this thread

and go here to see what we envision it looks like
Lounge Noir

re the "blackmale" suit. That was a real headline from my local newspaper. It should have read $2 Million Dollar Blackmail Suit. So, I played on the male-mail, joking with you about expensive clothes.

Hey, here's another word for you I read yesterday: snarky.

hmmm i'm kinda catching on to the whole idea...now that i sort of understand it..i think i might discontinue posting. i chit chat about real life things..not jokes. i mean i joke around here and there..but i'd rather post about the actual happenings of my day to day life. that's not the vibe of this thread. and i'd rather let you guys keep the original vibe you had going. i feel like i'm messing it up. and on top of that, i'm NOWHERE near quick witted lol.

later

my final comment will be that i just looked up snarky. i have a tendacy to be snarky at times.

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Lor Dizzle.....don't take yourself so seriously. Lay back and enjoy the ride.

One cannot take oneself too seriously can one.....



[edit on 13-5-2008 by Excitable_Boy]

Originally posted by Excitable_Boy
Lor Dizzle.....don't take yourself so seriously. Lay back and enjoy the ride.

One cannot take oneself too seriously can one.....

Not only can I not take myself too seriously; I can't take anyone else very
seriously either. That dosen't quite sound right.

LordI, what the hell are you talking about? We need young blood around here, powerful bad!!

okey doke. i guess i'll still hang out here at this spot yall call LN.

after all, yall guys might just be spme of the coolest mo'fos around these boards.

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Lounge Noir isn't a place for serious, introspective input. We disdain the serious. Get goofy, relaxed, and most of all....have some fun.

Seriously, go to blogspot.com, set up a blog, and speak your mind on the serious stuff in your life. Personally, I find it to be a great way to get some of the garbage off of my mind.

What's your favorite cocktail? I'll make sure Jeeves stocks exactly what you like.

Mr. Penny...if you're going to have Jeeves stock things, does that mean that Titan & I are fired from stocking the store room? I guess it doesn't really matter as long as the nyquil doesn't run low.... I think Titan ran off with another stock girl anyhow

I see Dear Sweet Lord has been hanging out here lately. Yes, Lord this isn't a very serious place....it is however a classy joint as Desert always says. Wait til you see how classy our wet t-shirt contest are. I wear my classiest white t-shirt for that event.

How has everyone been? I've not stopped by lately, seems I've been on the wagon. Can I get a martini over here...I think I'll fall off the wagon now

Jen, if you are gonna fall, fall on me, nice and soft place to land.

Missed ya!

penny..

guy i dont drink cocktails. tell the jeeves guy to stock up on budlight 24 oz's..and vsop henny. and tell him to stock up on coke as well..so i can mix it with the henny. i must ask, are yall prepared for lord with alcohol in him? when lord has alcohol in him, he's a cocky ass

jen..how could one mention classy and wet t-shirt contest in the same sentence?

either way..i'll be around when yall have the next wet t-shirt contest.
i'll also videotape it to. ha ha..

better yet..i'll just pop up ONLY when those kind of things happen..and leave the goofines to yall.

till the next wet t-shirt contest

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Jeeves, some vsop henny for LI! And a little in my morning coffee, too.
Yes, LI, this place is magical like your magic carpet. You'll always have a place here to park it. And when you need it detailed, check out the Magic Carpet Wash out back.

This is the kind of magic that happens at LN:
It's like E_B said, "Whaaa.....you kill me. You can take a crap day and make it sing! I come in here after a crap day and see your musings. Thanks."

It's like...I can come in here with a load of crap, and it all gets flushed away.

So here's to everyone here at LN, as LI said, the coolest mo'fos around these boards.

Could one of you gentlemen please help Jen off the wagon?

LOL! You guys are too funny! I go away for like 10 days (6 of which were spent in Las Vegas - wahoo!) and there is talk of Wet Tshirt Contests and Titan running off...Jen's on a Wagon? What the???

I'm never leaving again.

Desert - you were right. I did have fun in Vegas! It was sooo amazing. I still cant get over the bright lights and the fact that at 4 in the morning, you can STILL find something to do. Its crazy. I'm from a small town where if you're out at 4 in the morning, the cops interrogate you until 5, then send you on your merry way. Its really depressing now that I think of it.

So When should we start the Pool Parties? Its kind of rainiy and gross up in Northern Canada right now, but in a few days it should be warming up!

I think the Pool Parties (and wet tshirt contests) should start next week! Any takers?

PS. Where is the Pool? Is it near the Hottub?

Alright. Off to bed. Sleeptime.

-Carrot