Desert...I must say BRAVO and go back and give you a star in a minute for that double nintendo of yours: male in your inbox? DAMN...that is good. My
friend Joey Pots and Pans got sent to prison once and got a lot of male in his outbox. He's never been the same.
These days he's into wearing little shorts and calling himself Mary Cone? I don't get it.....
Butt seriously....LordInfamous, it would take a lot of time to explain the many nicknames I have acquired over the years. Butt, I will say this: I
will explain them before the weekend is over. In the mantime, here are a few more:
Stiff Little Finger, Smelly Finger, Two Fingers, Hands, Handsome Johnny No Thumbs, Chain Link Fence, Tip, Skip Toomaloo, Cesspool Party, Tumor, Short
Bus Billy, One Two Manny, Fudgy, Fudgy Brown, Fudgy Pants, Stain, Puddle, Rude Awakening, What Is That Velvet?, Hamster in A Habitrail, Refried Beans,
Gassy Ass, Ass, Asshole, Grassy Knoll, Dick Hertz.....from Holden, Cha Cha, Chee Chee, Chin Factory, Wet Toga, Safety Pants, Uncle Boner, Boner, Bone
Dog, Boon Dock Saint, The Saint, Taint, Grundle, Baller, Sack Religious, Ace, Ace Face, Intercourse Face, Dick, Dick Head, White Boy, White Bread,
Honkey, No Jump, No Sale, You Smell That?, Bummer, Hum Doggie, Tinkle Toes, Nancy, Butt Buddy, Colon Cowboy, Bum Chum, Rump Ranger, Penis Pal, You
Better Get That Looked At, Who Farted?, Not With My Dick, Hurry Up and Wait, Two Times, Two Times, Dry Fart, Popcorn Fart, Pork Chops and Apple Sauce,
Mystery Meat, Creamed Corn, Corn Chowder, Dank, Vagina.....
There are just so many.......
I will get back to you all with the meaning behind all of those. Of course, there are still plenty more!!
EDIT to add: sorry, I forgot: Chubby, Pecker, Dong, Dink, Weenie, Weener, Dong, Dildo, Old Feller, Little Soldier, Mr. Mushroom Head, Best Friend,
John Thomas, Cock, Wife's Best Friend, One Eyed Trouser Snake, Wanker, Wack Off, Wack Job, Hand Job, Get a Job, Stiffy, Hard On, Scrotum, Package,
Hung, Knob, Crank, Ribbed For Her Pleasure, Lubed Lightning........
[edit on 25-4-2008 by Excitable_Boy]