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posted on Apr, 11 2008 @ 11:32 AM
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I'm not sure whaaa was dancing. I think he was kicking an old man.

But seriously.....I will miss you all. I will be gone for about a week and I refuse to bring the laptop.

While I'm away, I would like you all to work on making this place a little less girly.

And....LordInfamous: Thank you for the background. it's good to know who one is talking to. Here are some stats on me:

Real Name: Herbie Versmels
Alias: Ditch, underpants, fudgy butt, itchy, Mister, Sizzle Chest, Dr. Vershizzle, Ice Cube Tray, Pimp, one sock, Scratch & Sniff, Herb, the Toe Cutter, squire, The Love Bug, Package, Dos Sackies, el Guapo, huevos
Age: 44
Race: Eskimo
Height: 6'
Weight: 175
Hobbies: Sarcasm, running, mountain biking, working out, painting, annoying people on the ATS religion conspiracy forum, travel, chatting with all you freaks, convertibles, learning, writing, reading, my health
Piercings: left ear (diamond stud)
Tattoos: both upper arms, left one goes across the shoulder and is about to get bigger
Location: I'm all over the place
Occupation: Software
Circumcised: yes...thank you Mom and Dad!
Amount of pairs of sneakers: Over 40
Prefered type of underwear: as my son would call them, man panties. I don't like boxers so I wear a variety of colored low-rise briefs (not those hideous white deals with the hole that no one uses, i.e. Fruit of the Loom)
Best pal on ATS: whaaa



[edit on 11-4-2008 by Excitable_Boy]




posted on Apr, 13 2008 @ 08:58 PM
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Au revoir, bonhomme
Bon voyage
We'll put a dust cover over your chair, while you are gone.

...a little less girly...what a character he is...
...hey, how 'bout if we make this place over like the Madonna Inn ?

[edit on 13-4-2008 by desert]



posted on Apr, 13 2008 @ 09:08 PM
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Originally posted by Excitable_Boy
I'm not sure whaaa was dancing. I think he was kicking an old man.

But seriously.....I will miss you all. I will be gone for about a week and I refuse to bring the laptop.

While I'm away, I would like you all to work on making this place a little less girly.

And....LordInfamous: Thank you for the background. it's good to know who one is talking to. Here are some stats on me:

Real Name: Herbie Versmels
Alias: Ditch, underpants, fudgy butt, itchy, Mister, Sizzle Chest, Dr. Vershizzle, Ice Cube Tray, Pimp, one sock, Scratch & Sniff, Herb, the Toe Cutter, squire, The Love Bug, Package, Dos Sackies, el Guapo, huevos
Age: 44
Race: Eskimo
Height: 6'
Weight: 175
Hobbies: Sarcasm, running, mountain biking, working out, painting, annoying people on the ATS religion conspiracy forum, travel, chatting with all you freaks, convertibles, learning, writing, reading, my health
Piercings: left ear (diamond stud)
Tattoos: both upper arms, left one goes across the shoulder and is about to get bigger
Location: I'm all over the place
Occupation: Software
Circumcised: yes...thank you Mom and Dad!
Amount of pairs of sneakers: Over 40
Prefered type of underwear: as my son would call them, man panties. I don't like boxers so I wear a variety of colored low-rise briefs (not those hideous white deals with the hole that no one uses, i.e. Fruit of the Loom)
Best pal on ATS: whaaa



[edit on 11-4-2008 by Excitable_Boy]


you have alotta alias names..do ppl REALLY call you those or were you being sarcastic?

ppl really call me my alias names..just stating.

well..see ya when ya get back



[edit on 13-4-2008 by LordInfamous]



posted on Apr, 13 2008 @ 09:32 PM
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Hahaha Desert.... The Madonna Inn! Some of those rooms are a retro 70's throw back.

I suggest that if Eb's wants this place less girly that he climb up on the chadelier, and take down those pink lace panties he put up there a few months back, or why don't you just say what you're really thinking
E-B...Do girly girls piss you off?


Oh, by the way have a nice trip!



posted on Apr, 17 2008 @ 01:05 PM
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hmmmm...this thread looks like its dying off..so i figured i'd save it...

the other day i went to one of my favorite restaurants, sonic. got me a blt, large tot, and a f'n ocean water. while i was waitin on the lil waitress to come out i lit me up a black and mild, and turned up my stereo. i was bumpin "i'm wit it" by lord infamous.

the waitress comes out and i was like
this broad's FINEEEEEEEE. so i decided to flirt.

waitress: helllloooooo. how are you?

me: i'm fine


waitress: *hands me my food, then tells me the total*

me: "gives her the money*

waitress: *gives me my change*

me: here ya go, *tips her*

waitress: thank youuuuuuu


me: you know why i did that don't ya? (cause i NEVER tip, ever)

waitress: no, why?

me: cause you ain't ugly


waitress: *giggels a lil* well...thanks...but that's kinda...

me: what's wrong baby? it was a just a compliment


waitress: yeah i know, but...

me: you must not have liked the way i phrased it, right?

waitress: well i mean, you shouldn't tip us based on our looks sweetie.

me: i'm superficial


waitress: it's ok honey, it happens


i then drive off. what i did was a plant a lil seed in her mind of me. she's gonna remember me and that convo, esp because of the way i phrased the compliment. next time i go back up there and see her...i'm gonna go in for the kill.

um..i'll get back to this thread later....




posted on Apr, 19 2008 @ 02:34 PM
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Tattoo update: New one on the right shoulder blade and the one on the left arm and shoulder has grown again.....

Hello all! Keep the place as girly as you all want. My trip was great. Went down to Phoenix for a wedding, then headed further south to the Tucson area.....The wife and I explored a limbstone cave filled with stalactites and stalagmites and some other kind of thing that grows sideways out of those? Cool....

We Jeeped in the desert for about 4 hours and we jumped out of a plane (each piggy backed with someone that knew what they were doing). So we had adventures underground, on the ground and in the air!!

Dast ist kewl!




posted on Apr, 19 2008 @ 08:54 PM
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Ah, LordInfamous, here at LN we've immunized ourselves from dying, by drinking many Silver Bullet cocktails, eating huge steaks, and devouring entire loaves of garlic bread.
Well, that waitress would indeed remember you in a good way.

E_B Wow, what a trip! I wonder what those sideways things are called. Anybody know?
Ooh, you two are brave to skydive. That is something I would never bring myself to do, even
. And a Jeep tour...doesn't get much better than all that.
What is the new tattoo? Whatever it is, I know it ain't no girly one!

A commercial for the San Diego Red Bull Air Races just came on. Now, that would be one of my fantasy things to be able to do, pilot like that. Alas, not in this lifetime. That and be able to ride a horse. Ok, this is going to sound weird, but in a past life, I think I did fly and ride a horse. But, you know, this time around has been good to me, no complaints or regrets. In fact, I feel like celebrating. Jeeves, a round of whatever everyone's drinking. Yes, put it on MrP's tab.



posted on Apr, 19 2008 @ 09:08 PM
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Originally posted by desert
Ah, LordInfamous, here at LN


desert

LN, where is this?

ummm....i'm really pissed off tonight. not going into why. but there are some ppl on this earth who just shouldn't exist. they serve no purpose in life. jesus died for everybody but certain f'n useless, pathetic, and dumbass ppl.

ummm...no more beer for me. ever again. well, i might be lying when i say this (in fact i am) but for awhile, no more beer.

later folks....



posted on Apr, 20 2008 @ 12:36 PM
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Lord......those are all nicks of mine and shortly I will share some more.

and here is an idea of what I tattooed on my back....



I took this symbol and had this written through middle of it, on three lines:

"I am God's temple and the spirit of God is living within me."

The symbol means Love, Life and Loyalty.

The whole thing came to me while the wife and I visited Cathedral Rock in Sedona...which is a Vortex site and usually reaks havoc with the wife's emotions. Well, I had liked that symbol for a long time, but felt it didn't look right by itself. Then I visited the gift shop at the Cathedral and they had cards with names on them, so I found the card with my real name on it and it had that line from Corinthians on it.....kind of like He was sending me a message.

It's odd, but when I was in the Cathedral, I lit a candle and my request was for God to allow me to become more sensitive to His presence, if it is His will.....and, I get that card at the gift shop after. Pretty cool.....

I will have to have the wife take a picture of the tattoo so I can post it...I also need to post some more paintings as was requested by whaaa!!

Peace to all!!




[edit on 20-4-2008 by Excitable_Boy]



posted on Apr, 20 2008 @ 12:44 PM
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You know, one of these days I'm gonna get myself a real tattoo. Just drawing on myself with majic markers is still cool but it washes of pretty fast. Sharpies last the longest.

I'll bet the Queen of Pain would like to tattoo me like real horror show; with fermented beet juice and a fondue stick.

Actually my behavior lately has been exemplary; thus....

Thanks for the drink offer desert!! I'll have one of those Silver Bullet cocktails. What is a Silver Bullet cocktail anyway.

In my minds eye I see the Lone Ranger and Tonto getting hammered on those things and indulging in a little "Cowboy slap and tickle"

Hey, sounds like the title of a new tune, huh?

Welcome back E_B and Ms. e_B!!



posted on Apr, 20 2008 @ 02:58 PM
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Whaaa, according to Cindy McCain's old family recipe, it's a dry martini, but I prefer it to be gin on the rocks. And, Whaaa, why stop at a tune, I want to see the Lone Ranger and Tonto indulging in a little "Cowboy slap and tickle" video


Yes, E_B, pretty cool indeed! Hmmmm, Life is like a book God wrote for us, where we have to learn to read the lines. Sounds like you had no trouble reading a line just fine. Wow, that would be a lot of tattoo to get.
Yes, more pix of tattoos and paintings!

I dunno, LordEric, at your young age you have a lot more years to run into more useless, pathetic, and dumbass people, so you better get used to it. Maybe as you get older, you'll find less of them, 'cause they get older and hopefully less useless, pathetic and dumbass. OTOH, I got older and my vision changed, to where I saw less useless, pathetic and dumbass people. Of course, there could be someone out there who thought I was upd, but hopefully I've either forgiven them or became less ups myself.
I'm curious, and ready for a good laugh, but what did you see someone do to make them ups? You share story and I'll share mine.



posted on Apr, 20 2008 @ 03:03 PM
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desert......

what is ups?

ohhhhh n/m...i know what you're talking about.

if you wanna know who i was referring to, shoot me a u2u. i'm not gonna discuss this on the boards...

[edit on 20-4-2008 by LordInfamous]



posted on Apr, 20 2008 @ 03:12 PM
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haha...my bad...haha...my mis-type...ups was supposed to be upd...useless, pathetic and dumbass...

haha...if someone was ups, they'ld be wearing brown shorts while delivering packages...



posted on Apr, 20 2008 @ 03:14 PM
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May I field this one....

useless
pathetic
dumbass

More wise words from desert!

Brother man, either get used to the upd's or they will eat you alive.

jeez, desert, your'e fast...

[edit on 20-4-2008 by whaaa]



posted on Apr, 20 2008 @ 03:22 PM
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yeah i figured that...ne way like i said..if you wanna know who it is and what they did that made me label em that..just get@me.

ummmm...i just finished a pizza with a plate of ranch. pizza and ranch is a DAMN good combo. yall should try it. why are some ppl such suckers for love? lol...like my friend. his g/f is showing all the signs of cheating...yet he refuses to leave the b-word. check this out....

he bought her a cell phone. he called the voicemail and 3 guys had left her a msg. 3!!!!. that whole day he was just moping around like a lil chump. when he confronts her about it, she tells him..oh those guys were my girlfriend's pimps.......:shk::shk: of course he believes her.

first of all a woman WOULD NOT have three pimps. and second of all, the friend of her's she's talking about has cervical cancer. so..WHO IN THE F-WORD would pimp her? but like i said, he believed every word.

:shk: the power of female genetalia (sp?) is just too much for some guys i suppose.

[edit on 20-4-2008 by LordInfamous]



posted on Apr, 20 2008 @ 03:57 PM
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Originally posted by LordInfamous
:shk: the power of female genetalia (sp?) is just too much for some guys i suppose.

[edit on 20-4-2008 by LordInfamous]


Now that's sum profound ***t my man!!!!



posted on Apr, 20 2008 @ 04:02 PM
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whaa..

guy i have a hard time reading you. are being serious or sarcastic? either way..what i said is the truth. later on....

[edit on 20-4-2008 by LordInfamous]



posted on Apr, 20 2008 @ 06:24 PM
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I know it sounded sarcastic, but I certainly agree that it is the truth.



posted on Apr, 20 2008 @ 08:58 PM
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Powerful talk here, powerful talk.

You know...
...I was thinking...getting back to the upd idea, that we need to use our anger, not on individuals but for social injustices bigger than us. For example, if Rosa Parks had yelled and screamed at or physically threatened that bus driver, the whole civil rights movement would have been different. Instead, what did that good woman do...she kept her self-respect and dignity, getting angry not at an appearing upd individual but at a societal upd idea. Instead of "losing it" then and there, she gained so much for so many.

...that's good, LordInfamous, that you didn't divulge your upd online. I will share my story anyway. I was driving home, being the second car at a stop light. The light turns green, but the car in front didn't move. I'm not one to honk instantly, but after about 5 seconds I tapped on the horn to alert the driver. Next thing I know, the car makes a left turn, with an arm coming out to extend me, as the Beverly Hillbillies said, a California howdy. I thought, wow..or wtf... that person must be super insecure to do that. It was a young person, so I felt really bad for him, to have to have so much anger and insecurity for so many years ahead, unless he does something about it.

lol only men would talk about pizza and female genetalia in the same conversation lol

...
...ok, here's another thought...I'm on a roll... literally, you guys! There's someone's buttered roll on my barstool! Anybody missing a buttered roll?...Now, you gotta be thinking about traditional divisions of labor, mens work that is started and completed (like killing a deer or building a shelter), and womens work that is "never done", cyclical work, that is, work that must be started anew (cleaning, for example) Ok, here's where I'm going with this...America is proud of its "founding fathers", but what we also needed were "founding mothers". The United States of America was "founded", job done, male, founding fathers "job" done, but the work after that was "founding mother" work, work to nurture, to preserve, cyclical, never ending.

A great leader should embody/have the knowledge of both male and female aspects. A good leader would pick the battles wisely, knowing some, for the good of the nation/organization are not worth the fight, or worse yet, counterproductive. The good leader would also never let a nation/organization rest on its laurels, but continue to nurture it. If womens work is not done, the n/o suffers from neglect. Life, and democracy, liberty and justice for all, is a continuing struggle. Ideal work is never done.

Male genetalia...it can be over-rated...
...got any of that pizza left...yes, with the ranch dressing...hey, ever hear of pizza with donair sauce?...similar idea



posted on Apr, 20 2008 @ 10:25 PM
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just got back from a walk. how bout while i was walking i noticed the headlights of a car from behind me. as they were coming towards me the brights come on. i look behind and find out it was a police car.

now why would a cop turn on his brights as he was passing me? CERTAINLY it wasn't because he saw a black man walking down the street. :shk:

back to my friend. i need to have a talk with him. i need to tell him that female genetalia is indeed a WONDERFUL creation..but you can't let it control you to the point where you believe bogus ass stories your braod tells you when you suspect she's cheating.

i love female genetalia as much as the next man (so much so that i wanna become a porn star) but i'll be damned if im gonna let it control my life like my friend.

speaking of female genetalia i got a lot of it back in high school. i was a stone cold player. i gotta story to tell ya about how much of a player i was.

it was my freshman year and yearbooks were being sold. i couldn't afford one at the time so my girlfriend gave me hers. you could get your yearbooks customized with all sorts of stuff like extra signature pages, having your name on the cover etc...my g/f chose to have her name on the cover. before she gave it to me she wrote me a sweet lil letter..in fact i still have the year book let me go get it...

ok..these were her letters exact words.

To: The one I love.

Eric

Baby this has probably been the best year of my life. Mostly because i had you to bring me joy all year long. You're truly the best boyfriend a girl could ever have. Eric I will always love you and I hope you know that.

Love

Ashley

after she wrote that she then gave me the yearbook. the rest of the day at school i had a plethora of other girls sign it saying all kinds of x-rated junk. the very next day she came over and looked through it and saw all the signatures. she brokw down and cried. at that moment we broke up. i really didn't give a damn. but looking back on it was kinda f'd up. in fact, i don't know what's more f'd up, the fact that i did that or the fact that all those other broads saw her name on the cover and still signed it.

oh yeah, also while i was walking i heard a puppy crying. it really really bothered me.

desert there's no more pizza left. however, tomorrow i'm having meatloaf, green beans, and corn. come by for dinner if you like.



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