posted on Mar, 31 2008 @ 08:01 PM
Why, Whaaa, you were about to offer me a seat on your faaaavorite barstool...how sweet. But, you know, I don't mind sitting on your lap. On the face
of it, it looks rude not to allow me to sit on your favorite barstool, but, really, we are all so attached to our own barstools here. Look, I've got
mine motorized now! I'm going to try to qualify for the NABStR circuit this year. Ah, heck, even if I don't win a race, I can now go the the LN
ladies room and return before an ice cube starts to melt in my drink.
Starbucks...hmmmmm...I have a friend who wants to be know as having never gone to a disco. Personally I've been in a Starbucks only four times in my
life. Three in another town about 30 miles away and one in Washington, D.C. That's it. Not even the ones in my town.
Hey, cowboy, how 'bout a Los Caballeros Cowboy Martini? I think I'll order one.