posted on May, 17 2006 @ 03:56 PM
Whaaa, she is a dromedary like the cake mix (hey, we need cake, with candles). For those who need to know, Bactrian is two-hump, as in Bactrians Ride
Bicycles (two wheels, way to remember). She gets about 19 miles to the gallon, but you have to remember that's a gallon of water; I suppose I could
sqeeze more miles out of her, but I baby my camel. Oh, why leather, of course, nothing but the best for a soft ride.
I haven't found a camel broker who will lease; afterall, your camel becomes like one of the family--how could you turn in your own kid (try as you
may sometimes). Besides, if you happened to pick a disagreeable beast, why would Abu want it back? So, sorry, what you buy is what you own and ride.
BTW, haggling over the price for a camel is nicer than haggling over the price of a car, and more friendly, and probably less time consuming.
Hey, no lap dances--this is not Bada Bing!