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posted on Jan, 12 2008 @ 05:32 PM
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Personally, I think this place (the Lounge Noir) went down hill when it got too girly!

Now....to stay on subject, a little Karaoke. Mr. Karaoke machine dude...if you would so kind as to que up "Girls" by the Beasty Boys! Thank you....

*EB gets up on stage and begins...*

Girls - all I really want is girls
And in the morning it's girls
Cause in the evening it's girls

I like the way that they walk
And it's chill to hear them talk
And I can always make them smile
From White Castle to the Nile

Back in the day
There was this girl around the way
She liked by home-piece M.C.A.
He said he would not give her play
I asked him, "Please?" - he said, "You may."
Her pants were tight and that's ok
If she would dance - I would D.J.
We took a walk down to the bay

I hope she'll say, "Hey me and you should hit the hay!"
I asked her out - she said, "No way!"
I should have probably guessed her gay
So I broke North with no delay
I heard she moved real far away
That was two years ago this May
I seen her just the other day
Jockin' Mike D. to my dismay

Girls - to do the dishes
Girls - to clean up my room
Girls - to do the laundry
Girls - and in the bathroom
Girls - that's all I really want is girls
Two at a time - I want girls
With new wave hairdos - I want girls
I ought to whip out my - girls, girls, girls, girls, girls!


Please......keep your seats. Bartender.....I'll have a chocolate milk!! And make it WHOLE milk. None of that pansy-assed two or one percent for me and certainly NOT skim.....




posted on Jan, 12 2008 @ 09:38 PM
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Buenos Noches people...

Man what a line down at the 7/ll, but I got my ointment and a sack of chips, here help yourself.

The reason I need this ointment is that a couple days ago I was bitten on the hand by a rabid fox and it's beginning to swell a mite. I had my rabies shots last april at my vets so I don't think I'll be needing to be chained to the tree like last time. For the longest time after that my girl friend at the time called me Old Yeller. She thought she was being so damn clever. I thought that making silly references to a movie staring Fess Parker was kind of lame.

Well I got a new extra/standin gig in a movie called "Love Ranch" They cast me as a "John" in a whore house. This should be lot's of fun. The casting agent asked me if I minded nudity. I told them I prefered it. haha.

What's that smell?



posted on Jan, 12 2008 @ 11:37 PM
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Why, thanks, Whaaa! I'll just help myself to some of your ointment.
You know, I get a little sore from sitting on this barstool all day. Would you rub some of it right here?
Oh, yes, that sure feels good...ahh, ooh...yes, that ole elbow sure acts up after a day of resting it on the bar.

...sniff sniff...Jen, Whaaa's ointment kind of smells like Dippity Do.

Oh, look at E_B onstage. He's pretty cute singing that song. That is a really, really cute song.

Hey, Whaaa, a few more extra/standin gigs like Love Ranch, and you'll have nowhere to go but up.

And that's 100% frothy, straight-from-the cow whole milk in those mugs!



posted on Jan, 13 2008 @ 06:41 AM
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Well I got a new extra/standin gig in a movie called "Love Ranch" They cast me as a "John" in a whore house. This should be lot's of fun. The casting agent asked me if I minded nudity.


A John in a whore house? My only advice is, just be yourself. But seriously whaaa, Love Ranch, whore house, nudity. What are you doing, making pornos?? What do you have, one of them big ones??




posted on Jan, 13 2008 @ 06:58 AM
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Can i have a sneak preview?


"You prefer it" ha ha ha ha ha...good come back!



posted on Jan, 13 2008 @ 09:51 AM
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Porno? I wish! Big one? I wish!

Nah, this is a real movie.

www.variety.com...



posted on Jan, 13 2008 @ 12:22 PM
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Hey, neat, Whaaa! One thing I don't get, why would Queen Elizabeth star in a movie like that?
Think you could persuade the head honchos to have a special, red carpet opening at LN?...At least let us screen it?...Oh, heck, we'll order it and play it here. Free popcorn.
Will you be in "Big Love Ranch" set in Utah?



posted on Jan, 21 2008 @ 10:15 PM
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Good to be here. The world out there is enough to make one
or
or
or . Yeah, I think I'll

Well, I wonder what everyone else is up to. E_B's probably out running. Jen's probably rounding up her neighbor's chickens. Whaaa's out hobnobbing with those Hollyweird types. Sigh...

Hey, wait, here's a note from Whaaa. ... "To Jen and Desert..."..."...just a few minutes of your time..."...
...no way, Whaaa! I will not help you study for your part in Love Ranch!...
"...vibrating bed..."...wow, I could use one at the moment...let me think about this...oh, hahaha, you were just kidding...


Oh, Whaaa, you're such a





posted on Jan, 22 2008 @ 11:01 AM
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I'm just sitting here wondering if the Asteroid will hit me and flatten me out on the 29th or if all will be alright. *Sigh*

On a lighter tone, i'm working on my nails, really babying them so they grow nice and strong and pretty. That orange stuff works, so i hope my great nails will come back. No more going to town with the nails.
:bnghd:

I guess i'll go in for a shower and pamper myself and use that vanilla butter i boght at Christmas, it makes you smell sweet. What the heck, its going to be a dgtempe day!!!!! Me, myself and I. All three of us.
Such fun! Maid's day off, sort of. LOL

Stop posting doomsday scenarios, you guys, i want to leave my nails alone, you hear???

Edit to insert letters where they belonged. Got lost in a time wharp, or is that warp?

[edit on 22-1-2008 by dgtempe]



posted on Jan, 22 2008 @ 06:28 PM
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dgtempe.....the tempster, the temptress......the tempe tornado....the temperature is rising...........dg!

What's up? Hey....I will be "on Cape" next month. My sister is getting married and I told you she lives in Marston Mills. A little ceremony at her house and then off to some restraurant in Dennis? I forget the name...

Doing a lot of traveling lately.....I will be in Orlando the week before the wedding for a business kick-off thang....fun fun fun!!




posted on Jan, 22 2008 @ 09:12 PM
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Well, dang! Arent you the lucky one, EB!!!!

Well U2U me so i can at least poke my head out my front door and wave at you!!!
Or better, i can stand outside in the cold with a sign saying "I'm DGTEMPE"

I dont think the neighbors will think i'm acting weird at all. hahahahahahaha

Have fun!!!



posted on Jan, 23 2008 @ 06:06 AM
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I dont think the neighbors will think i'm acting weird at all.


No.....there's a lot of strange characters living on cape Cod. You'll blend right in!!




[edit on 23-1-2008 by Excitable_Boy]



posted on Jan, 23 2008 @ 10:30 AM
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Ahh, you havent seen it all till you go to the Hyannis Stop & Shop Plaza, and you see the "SWAMPCREATURE" seen walking up and down that mall everyday! You just got to have a sense of humor about those things!!




posted on Jan, 24 2008 @ 09:01 AM
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Top 'o the morning to you all!
Jeeves, a Screwdriver, please. Dg, that's MY orange cure, for everything! Madge's Super Green Nail Cure is available at the LN Day Spa. You could even get a time wrap there.

E_B, you really seem to have fun with your life! You are a fun guy! When I tell that to MrD, he says, what kind of fungi?!

Dg, don't worry about the 29th. The worse that could happen is that you are at LN and SOMEONE here falls off his/her barstool, bumping into you and making you fall on your assteroid.



posted on Jan, 24 2008 @ 11:22 AM
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Day spa? Far out!! My favorite kind of message is when they heat up those black stones and rub them all over your body. Yeah, black stones are currently the hot item in the dayspas now. What's next? Subaru hood ornaments?

Anyone, I still have half a jug of ointment left; how about I rub your ailments for you? Not you E_B, rub your own ailments.

oops, cell, scuse, might be my agent.

nah, It was just my mom, asking me to pick up a pack of Lucky Strikes for her. I didn't even know lucky strikes was still around. I don't smoke anymore except for the occasional herb, but even that makes me nervous and I always ask myself "why did you do that" and I have yet to come up with an answer that makes any sense at all. The human mind boggles the mind dosen't it. It sure does mine. Latelly I find myself in a constant state of boggle.

So Jen, dg, desert; got any ailments? I just warmed up the ointment in the microwave. Who's first?

[edit on 24-1-2008 by whaaa]



posted on Jan, 24 2008 @ 03:07 PM
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Whaaa....I have a big bruise on my arm. I don't know how I got it, but..maybe some of your ointment would help?

Just don't give me any herbs to smoke. I'll take a martini though



posted on Jan, 24 2008 @ 04:19 PM
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I have a slight pain, i think its sciatica, all the way down my thigh...
I could use a rub.
I'll provide the candles.
You also have to have candles, i like something earthy, like "rain" or something along that line.
Also some soothing music would be nice.
Maybe raining outside would add to the pleasure of it all.
Maybe a little Champagne wouldnt hurt either.

*snaps out of it*

Ohhh wait, this is real life, right? That means the candles wont light. The dvd player will be screwed up. A sunny day and a cheap wine is the only thing available. (Blue Nun) ha ha ha ha ha...

Anyhow its nice to dream......



posted on Jan, 24 2008 @ 07:45 PM
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See what I mean....too girly!!

Here's something not so girly.....my new tattoo!!




Sorry it's a bit blurry. It's looks much better in person!! Also....Pre's right upper leg looks a little screwed up in the picture. It looks normal on the tattoo....not sure how a camera can do that.......I saw this picture and thought: "Jeez, that upper right leg looks too thin....."

It looks just fine (I just checked it out in the mirror!!)......

Okay.....get back to your girly stuff......



[edit on 24-1-2008 by Excitable_Boy]



posted on Jan, 24 2008 @ 08:22 PM
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Great, E_B, just great! I saw your tattoo picture and started panting--I can't help it, I love gentlemen and think they're the best thing on Earth next to women--and MrD thought it was the dog. Anyway, that is one great tattoo.
Say, a camera that makes the leg look thinner...think I could borrow it?

"The human mind boggles the mind" Whoa, is that, like, philosophical or what? Along the lines of "Cogito ergo sum", "Je pense, donc je suis", "I think, therefore I am." Ah, Rene, Rene. Ah, Whaaa, Whaaa.

Sorry, Whaaa! I thought the ointment and stones in the microwave were soup and day old dark bread. Put 'em out on the buffet table. Guess Jen, dg, and I could find room between the salads to lie down, on the icecubes.

Hey, I got a neat idea! How about an Iron Chef challenge here? Let's see...yeah, five dishes, secret ingredient...pickled eggs!



posted on Jan, 25 2008 @ 11:46 AM
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I think we all would like more detail on your new tattoo, E_B.
Like what does the scrip say and why.
Is it like sort of a skin shrine?
What's next, as I understand that once you start down the ink road....

The closest thing I have to a tattoo is where Lydia Montoya stabbed me with a No. 2 yellow pencil some 35 years ago. I probably would have forgotten Lydia by now but she left her mark on my index finger; A small black dot about the size of a small black dot.

Oh yeah, no more talk about girlie stuff when you be sportin those frilly lace curtains. Real men use beach towels that say "Budweiser" for their curtains.

[edit on 25-1-2008 by whaaa]



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