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posted on Jul, 14 2007 @ 12:02 AM
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Oh Desert that was fun!! Since we have our tight wranglers on, lets sing Redneck woman too


Well I ain't never
Been the barbie doll type
No I can't swig that sweet champagne
I'd rather drink beer all night
In a tavern or in a honky tonk
Or on a 4 wheel drive tailgate
I've got posters on my wall of Skynard, Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me
But I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip

Cause I'm a redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keepin' it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

Victoria's Secret
Well their stuff's real nice
Oh but I can buy the same damn thing on a Wal*Mart shelf half price
And still look sexy
Just as sexy
As those models on TV
No I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
You might think I'm trashy
A little too hard core
But get in my neck of the woods
I'm just the girl next door

Hey I'm redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

I'm redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raisin'
And I say "hey y'all" and "Yee Haw"
And I keep my Christmas lights on, on my front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Ol' Bocephus song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big "Hell Yeah" from the redneck girls like me
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah
Hell Yeah

I Said Hell Yeah




posted on Jul, 14 2007 @ 11:39 PM
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Well, yeehaw!

Only thing we need now is a mechanical bull and we can have ourselves a great time. I don't want to be the first to ride though, riding bulls isn't my thing. Especially right now, cause secret titan's got his beer goggles on!

:w:



posted on Jul, 15 2007 @ 12:26 PM
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Hey welcome back ST! We are so happy you stopped by Lounge Noir tonight. I think I better stay clear of the bull riding for obvious reasons
plus....I don't have any special goggles like you do ST. I think I'll go take a dip in the pool though...it's mighty hot outside tonight!




[edit on 7/15/2007 by jensouth31]



posted on Jul, 15 2007 @ 01:38 PM
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Hell yeah that was fun!

How do to you, ST. No bull here. hahaha Actually, it's kinda fun to watch the patrons fall of the barstools like they was fallin' off a horse.

I redid the sofas in Kowhide. Looks real don't it. Cleans up real good, too. It bein' fake and all.

Hey, here's a song Whaaa could sing
Her Heart's in the Right Place, But Her Other Parts Aren't

Jen, getcherself a plate of that smokin' barbeque
while you're out at the pool. I'll send ya out a Lone Star.



posted on Jul, 17 2007 @ 01:56 PM
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Hot damn,

Gone a few days and LN seems to have morphed into somekind of roadhouse! Easy does it though, rednecks can be a little salty.
Sorry about the mixed metaphors.



posted on Jul, 17 2007 @ 02:01 PM
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Originally posted by whaaa

Easy does it though, rednecks can be a little salty.


Actually I heard they taste like leather, not that I've ever tasted leather myself. It's just what I had heard.

Hmm, maybe salty leather?





posted on Jul, 17 2007 @ 03:01 PM
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Whaaa, grab a handful of those Salty Rednecks, those Virginia peanuts roasted in salt in the shell, and a cervesa.

Mechanic, the room with leather is downstairs.

More karaoke...a two-timing man two nights a week is too much to bear...

I thought you were honest when you told me.
An extra job to pay off a couple bills.
You'd work from five to nine two nights a week,
But you were two timing just for your cheap thrills.

Her neighbors have kids in my daycare.
The Hills have eyes that saw you kiss her like me.
You thought I'd be totally unaware.
Their talk may be cheap, but for you it's not free.

Remember life does have consequences.
You know that what goes up surely must come down.
So stop putting up all your defenses.
You were having fun with that whore of a clown.

It's time to decide what to do and not grouse.
Did you forget you've got two kids and a home?
Give her up or give me the keys to the house.
After all, not all roads lead to roam.

A two-timing man two nights a week is too much to bear.




posted on Jul, 17 2007 @ 05:37 PM
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Desert, careful now! We wouldn't want to let too much information slip about the leather room....now would we?
That's a Lounge Noir secret!

Whaaa....what is wrong with a few rednecks? I have a really good redneck joke, but I don't think I better tell it here .

Speaking of rednecks, I think I'll have me a glass of moonshine
Hey ST, when should we take inventory of the back room again? hahaha



posted on Jul, 17 2007 @ 06:38 PM
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Originally posted by jensouth31
Hey ST, when should we take inventory of the back room again? hahaha



Well, since you asked, I think it's about due!!

We'll just have to turn the music up nice and loud so........er........we can hear it in the back. And for the record, I don't really consider myself a redneck. I do like to make fun of the "real" cowboys that I see though. Darn wannabes.



posted on Jul, 27 2007 @ 10:33 AM
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Hey hey! It's Friday again guys and gals...you know what that means? Somebody, anybody please don't let me fall off the bar stool again this week


Desert think about what we can dazzle the boys with tonight, while I go do inventory in the back room with Titan
I think I feel like singing some rock music tonight, last week we did the country bit, and Titan made fun of us


Has anybody seen Whaaa? I do hope he's well and makes it in for karaoke night.



posted on Jul, 27 2007 @ 11:51 AM
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Lalalalalalalalala...wow, it's good to be here for another Friday. Let's see, I'll just put this thick mat around Jen's barstool. Yep, pretty nasty fall last time. And LN has no insurance or pockets, let alone deep ones, to cover any medical bills.

Where ARE Jen and Titan?? Oh, yeah, in the back room checking on the stock. Another thing we have around here, no money for the stock market, but lots of stock in the back room. I hope. I hope they find plenty of rum.

Oh, a note from Jen. "Desert, no country tonight." Ok, Whaaa suggested Lita Ford a while back. Yeah! Let's do Lita Ford! Ok, gotta get dressed like her. Fun!



posted on Jul, 27 2007 @ 03:53 PM
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Whaaa has had scant use of a computer since his SO threw him out on his ass. It's a sad and somewhat humorus tale, best left alone until the until the hurt feelings are blunted a bit.

And yes Lita would be nice but Belinda Carlisle of GoGo fame [one of my fantasy lovers] might help in the blunting department.

Then again......

Remember Nina Simone?



posted on Jul, 27 2007 @ 04:35 PM
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HI everyone. Hey whaaa! Sorry if y'all didn't like my songs. If I sing again, I'll try to pick something a little warmer and fuzzier....

Until then:



posted on Jul, 27 2007 @ 05:12 PM
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Jen...Titan...can you find these ingredients? Whaaa needs an On My Ass
Cherry vodka
Jack Daniels
Gin
151 proof rum
Maraschino cherry

And find these, too. E_B needs a Warm and Fuzzy
Triple sec
Southern Comfort
Cherry brandy

Hmmmm, I'll sing some Nina Simone later on in the evening.



posted on Jul, 28 2007 @ 01:30 PM
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Wow! Friday night was fun!
Ahhhh, the Bottomless Bowl of Menudo at the buffet.

Jeeves, please bring me whatever that astronaut over there is drinking...Tang with vodka?...sure. Oh, and what is that cosmonaut drinking?...A Flying Russian...no, a little too much for now.

You know...slurp slurp...I don't know what all the fuss is for over those NASA astronauts drinking preflight. It's not like they're gonna side swipe another Shuttle or run up over a curb. Or put the Shuttle in reverse on take off.
Commander, ummm, don't you think we're going a little too fast...no no no!!! don't slam on the brakes!

Uh, Commander, I don't think our mission was to fly into the sun. It's getting a little hot in here. Don't you think we should turn around and go back?!

Look, the way I see it is, if someone is going to strap himself into a giant bathtub which is strapped to a humungous tank of fuel which hurtles into space, they can drink when they want!
You know, I won't be concerned until I hear this transmission, "Houston, I think we have a drinking problem."

Na dorozhku, brave space travelers!



posted on Jul, 31 2007 @ 08:14 PM
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Huh? What? Did I miss the party? I last thing I remember was Jen and I taking inventory. I noticed that we had an extra bottle of everclear that wasn't supposed to be there..... well, you can probably figure out why I'm just waking up on Tuesday!

Perhaps this weekend we can sing some pirate songs and drink lots and lots of rum! Drink up me hearty's yo ho!



posted on Aug, 1 2007 @ 06:10 AM
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Oh boy Secret! Don't let whaaa hear you talking about Pirate stuff...he loves pirate games. I think his favorite game is pirate and the slave girl....
Desert....watch out for whaaa on Friday night. hahahaha...he'll make ya walk the plank



posted on Aug, 1 2007 @ 07:35 AM
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Louise,


I cant wait to meet you! It was a hoot talking to you and i did get your u2u and we're all set.

I'm still laughing about certain things


It was a pleasure

I can only hope we do go on that trip with our tight jeans and high heel boots and we destroy Brad's marriage!!!!!

He's not happy with that woman, he's waiting for Us.


Maybe we should become Goodwill Ambassadors and take Angelina's job


Hey that sounds like a good idea. Doesnt it?


I'll look into it.


Omygod! I didnt know i was a redneck woman!!!!!


[edit on 1-8-2007 by dgtempe]



posted on Aug, 1 2007 @ 11:15 PM
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Aaaarrrrrrr...I've walked many a plank in my lifetime...short planks, long planks...narrow planks, wide planks...aaaarrrrr...survived them all.....


Aye, Secret's method for reconciling the inventory serves us all!


Jen and dg...a rousing chorus of sea shanties for the karaoke this weekend, and afterward, some swinging from the rigging over the bar!
Angelina, eat your heart out! Aaaarrrrrrr



posted on Aug, 2 2007 @ 02:36 PM
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Originally posted by jensouth31
Oh boy Secret! Don't let whaaa hear you talking about Pirate stuff...he loves pirate games. I think his favorite game is pirate and the slave girl....
Desert....watch out for whaaa on Friday night. hahahaha...he'll make ya walk the plank


Games? Them weren't games! Them be from the briney deep with feelin and shackles and hard tack, if you know what I mean.

What's the deal with hard tack? Do they ever make any Soft tack?

Maybe a pretzel is soft tack. Damn now my mind is spinnin into places best left alone. There seem to be a dichotomy between pirate fun and pretzels. AY me heartys.




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