posted on Nov, 24 2006 @ 02:34 PM
As far as the Mountain Dew is concerned, I don't have a problem. I can quit anytime. And Whaaa, I know you ratted me out man. You're trying to
get a pardon from George Bush by ratting me out to the Arizona Highway Patrol.
Well...I'm on the lamb now. No telling where I could be. I had to miss Thanksgiving dinner with my family thanks to you pal. I hope you are happy!
I might have to contact my alien grey friends and have them hole me up on one of their planets for a while. Maybe for fun, I'll have them abduct
ConstantlyWondering and give him an anal probe!!
BTW...Whaaa, who is that in the black Cadillac that has been following me for the last 100 miles or so? I suppose it could have something to do with
the million in cash I found.....someone must be missing that loochie!
If the Highway Patrol comes to visit Whaaa, do me a favor and don't tell them I'm in Vegas. What ever happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.....But I'm
not really in Vegas, just trying to throw you off because I know you have a direct line to the FBI, CIA, NSA, White House, Pentagon, Donald Rumsfeld,
NAACP, Martha Stewart, Richard Simmons, Paris Hilton, The International Banking Cabal, Italian Mafia, Irish Mafia, Russian Mafia, French Mafia, Jewish
Mafia, Vatican, Benny Hinn, Oprah, Saddham Hussein, Osama Bin Laden, Pee Wee Herman, Louis Farrakhan, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, etc.....just to name
Ooo my...there's a female hitch-hiker that's looking mighty fine and leggy. But if I stop...that Cadillac will catch me...but it would have caught
me by now if it wanted to. Oh hell....I'll pull over.......