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So when does the chit-chat start? Right now!

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posted on Nov, 10 2006 @ 11:23 PM
Assorted Meat; now were talkin.
Welcome to "LN" were all ears.
Chit, Chat with us!

posted on Nov, 11 2006 @ 06:10 PM
Hell yeah, I reckon I could eat about 10 sausage sandwiches (that's 1 sausage on one folded piece of bread with sauce and fried onions) and down 6 or 7 beers before I begin to feel sick.

Speaking of feeling sick, you know that feeling when you need to puke and your torso kinda convulses?

Well, yesterday I had that feeling, but it was on the other end. It seems beer and strawberry milk don't mix.

So, what's your favourite flavoured milk? Racoon flavour doesn't count.


posted on Nov, 12 2006 @ 09:14 PM
Here it is...Julia Child New Mexican Bunny Pate en Croute...mmmmmmm
Yes, very good with beer. Yes, Aussie beer good. Hey, anyone like Mexican beer--after all, Germans settled there. I think what Coors had going for it back then was that it had to be kept chilled for freshness, no preservatives (anyone else remember that?). Seems beer actually has more authentic taste the further east one goes in the US. However, micro brews are turning out some fantastic stuff all over.

Bad news--the cleaning chimp has disappeared!! So I had to get rid of the monkeys. I gave them to a lady who will employ them in her packing and shipping business. They are good with tape. Plus one of them likes to pass out mints to the customers waiting in line.
I decided to go robotic for the doot pick up. I have to decide between the Dootdevil or the Robodoot2006.

MrP, the new bartender looks first class in his coat and bowtie. His antics behind the bar rival a wine angel. He does appear to be a little overly hairy, and he doesn't say much, just grins and nods his head. But he does make a mean banana daiquiri.

posted on Nov, 12 2006 @ 09:42 PM
Mind if I sit here? My Desert, you look fetching tonite! Did I say fetching...seems more apropos when refering to a Labrador retreiver. You look Hot anyway.
Oh yeah, Mexican beer, Back in my undergrad days you could get Carta Blanca for a dime in El Submarinos in Juarez. 80 cents and a visit to the pharmacia and you could have a good jump on an almost painless weekend. My favorite Mexican beer these days is Corona. Those TV ads are most effective.

Hey, could we turn on the flatscreen to ESPN and watch the Texas holdem tourney. I been playin for free online and am beginning to think Im about ready to head back to the Indian casino now that my wounds have healed up pretty good. Old Jack did some real damage to me back in Sept.

Barkeep, set em up for my friends!! Could I start a tab?

posted on Nov, 12 2006 @ 10:14 PM
I asked the barman for a TAB last week and he slapped me in the face. I'm talkin a good slap, too.

Have you tried the nuts they have here? Salty as all hell, but good for what ails 'ya.

As for poker, well, that's what my buddy said.

posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 02:06 PM
I used to play bass in a band in a bar called the T room. The barmaid there, Carla, was one of those type of women that no normal man could keep from staring at. It was impossable to hold a coherent conversation with her because "fantasy" kept intruding into your consioness and your train of thought was derailed so that in short order you were nothing more than a blabbering fool.

The astonishing thing about Carla is that she was oblivious to the effect she had on men. I have witnessed grown men sitting on the asphalt in the parking lot with tears streaming down their face in utter confusion and frustration.

The only remedy that seemed to bring back a man from that surreal state of mind was to set his beard on fire and if he was beardless then you had to improvise with whatever implements or compounds were available. Needless to say the patrons of that establishment tended to look pretty gnarly.

Look at the time......

posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 05:40 PM
I confused. What's the deal with this thread?

Thank you!

posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 05:52 PM
Welcome E_B, I was wondering when you would find your way into "lounge Noir".

I just one of those little places, actually this is a big place, where some of the regulars just sit around and chew the fat, dream the big dream, tell a little of what's transpiring in their lives, spin tales, and get to know each other in a slightly more in depth way.

For me it works as a fine stress reliever and encounter group.
This is sort of like where we like to hang out except you can go on, and on, an on
you know chit, chat....

I think you will like it here! What are you drinkin..........

[edit on 13-11-2006 by whaaa]

posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 05:58 PM
Drinking? Mountain Dew....I'm addicted to it. I find myself to be massively uptight and don't want to talk about my personal reality...........anymore than I already have here and there in the last year....

I've been hanging in this dive for one year? Damn...I MUST be crazy! :bash:

[edit on 13-11-2006 by Excitable_Boy]

posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 06:13 PM
Massivly uptight? Christ man, this is "lounge noir" where the truth only rarely intrudes. This is where "stream of conciousness" is the order of the day and improvisation is highly reguarded. Think of it as "word Jazz".......

Maybe I've said to much....

MrPenny and desert can explain it much better tha I.

posted on Nov, 13 2006 @ 11:44 PM
MtDew, mon dieu! Whaaa, I believe you have a suitable concoction, the "lemon drop", to welcome E_B?
Yes, E_B, the tales spin clockwise and counter-clockwise here.

I can't place the song the band is playing. Is it an old song updated, or a new song in an old style?

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 06:40 AM
I will have to join in later. Just pop in briefly in the morning before I go to hell...I mean work.....

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 05:13 PM

Mind if I sit here? My Desert, you look fetching tonite! Did I say fetching...seems more apropos when refering to a Labrador retreiver. You look Hot anyway.

I gotta tell you are a funny guy. I read this yesterday and didn't understand what you were talking about. Then I see Desert was the poster above you and you say "fetching blah blah...but you look Hot anyway." I was thinking you were hitting on the poster....didn't even get the joke yesterday. I must have been tired.

So this is the chit chat, shoot the crap, tell tall and small tales that the deal? I like the Noir thing too....though a bit out of practice.

As far as drinking...been sober for over 5 years...but I certainly could drink myself into oblivion in my day. I got to where I couldn't stop once I started.....not a very good thing. I also got rather angry when I was on the sauce....not wanting to fight so much as to just piss people off. I was a big fan of Tequila...the cheaper, the better......and Sambuca (the clear stuff) and Mai Tai's at a particular Chinese joint that made incredible ones (I swear they had drugs in them they were so addictive and everyone in the place drank only the Mai Tai's...maybe Phat (the bartender) was adding a little opium??)

As for nuts...I'm not into those....not that I think there's anything wrong with anyone that is into nuts. To each his own I say. And.....I don't gamble. I have what would be called an addictive there's a big part of me that is afraid to get addicted to gambling......alcohol almost destroyed me, so I'm not going to let anything else do the same.....

Quit smoking 6 years ago...but do enjoy a Cuban cigar every now and then......especially on the golf course....

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 05:52 PM
Hey, Excitable Boy, how are ya'? What are you drinking? Milk? Whatever, its cool.

By the way....don't sit there...your blocking my view of the hostess. Watch when she reaches up real high to clean that mirror..woo hoo!!

I see my nefarious plan is working....soon, all will become enthralled with the magic of this thread. We shall rule the cyber world.....

Just kidding. As long as I rule this barstool, I'm hat and fappy.

Yuck, this bartender keeps getting hairs in my scotch.

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 06:02 PM
And one more thing (not likely)....if your post makes sense for more than..oh, six sentences...I'll be forced to levee a fine.

(and frankly, no one has lasted longer than 33 minutes schlepping instruments around for Richard Cheese and Lounge Against the Machine, the horror)

I briefly considered banning punctuation from this thread, but didn't want it confused with "Aliens and UFOs". Ha!!! I crack myself up.....

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 06:46 PM

And one more thing (not likely)....if your post makes sense for more than..oh, six sentences...I'll be forced to levee a fine.

Okay then.....I think I've got it!

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 07:24 PM
By golly Mother, he's got it! Is this the part where I depart from my pants and dance with that beer wench? Sally, I think her name is. Sally O'Grady with the GG cleavage. I remember a time where she would let you blow rasberries directly into that cleavage if you spouted poetry into her ear, her left ear to be precise.

I remember the Haiku that got me into those boobies;

"I heart your chest pups
Let me indulge in said breast
pants drop to the floor"

She screamed like a child on ecstacy and thrust my face in-between her gargantuan milk duds until I passed out. I woke up with no wallet and a penis drawn on my cheek.

Serves me right for slapping that midget eh?

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 09:23 PM
Holy smokes!!!! Unrealised gets it in spades!!!

Dude! That makes no frickin' sense at all!

Except for the boobies. I got that. She have a sister?

posted on Nov, 14 2006 @ 10:12 PM
Men...gotta love 'em! They can turn Lounge Noir into Hooters in an instant.

Now I know why I found Christmas ornaments in the shape of big breasts in the box of LN holiday decorations...Oh, sweet Jesus, I hope that's not the box I dropped off for the Christmas Pageant!

E_B, if you go across the patio, you'll find the path to the golf course. I don't remember who designed it, but it is world class.

posted on Nov, 15 2006 @ 04:20 PM
Remember the time that they had to close the golf course because it was over run by ducks? How could you forget!? That time we all went there to play extreme golf and those ducks kept stealing the balls and sitting on them, hoping to hatch ducklings out of them?

Remember when one of the balls actually hatched, but an Oprah winfrey clone emerged instead?

I'm so glad the national guard arrived and shot the clone before she stole my chicken burger. Damn that was a good burger. It's a shame that I fed a duck some chicken and it went insane on account of eating a part of its cousin.

Oh well, it was a good day.

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