posted on Aug, 6 2012 @ 09:21 PM
Wow, LN is crowded tonight. Look at all the familiar faces. Oops, that one's mine. Jeeves, since when did we get that mirror on the ceiling over the
bar?...Oh, it was a gift from an old friend who used to visit here. Nice. We are still the classiest joint.
Jen, I see you remembered the password! Of course, you can have a smoke here with your beer. If you remember, we have no rules here. However, we still
have lots of lipstick cams hidden, so be on your best behavior...or not...by the way, are you still receiving your royalties from the Lounge Noir
Girls And Guys Gone Wild dvd's?
Spira! I don't believe it! We might have our reincarnation! Look, someone is using that bottle of cough syrup on the bar. Can it be?
"olaru", huh. Well, mind if I sit next to you? You see, there was this handsome cowboy...or was he a Texan cattle rancher?....anyway, he used to
frequent our little watering hole here...really, he said he needed somplace to take a bath...and, my, but he did like his tequila...and cough
syrup...anyway, one day he just quit showing up. We put his picture on every liquor bottle here, and noted that he might have a little natural odor to
him, since he hadn't bathed in our watering hole for some time. Pardon, me, olaru....
Jeeves, this round is on me. ....now where was I?...oh, yeah...well, legend has it that our cowboy had to get out of town quicker than a scared
lizard. Heard he either got accused of cheating at poker. That, or I heard wrong, and he was poking someone's girlfriend. Anyway, last anyone saw of
him, he was atop his horse heading west across the golf course, which explains the divots. That, or he was driving his cattle north across the parking
lot, which explains, for those of you who tried to blame my camel, why the mess. Cow pies don't look anything like camel doots.
Anyway, olaru, welcome. Yep, you sure seem familiar.
And a new face! ESD! Welcome! "General chat chit", huh? Well, now, I don't know. Maybe someone is NOT dyslexic?