I solved the Islamic mystery

Hope this doesnt put anyone down to bad....



Everyone seems to be wondering why Islamic Terrorists seem to be so anxious
to commit suicide. Let's see now............................

No Jesus; No Walmart; No television; No cheerleaders; No baseball; No
football; No basketball; No hockey; No golf; No NASCAR; No tailgate parties;
No HomeDepot/Lowes; No pork BBQ; No hot dogs; No burgers; No lobster; No
shellfish (or even frozen fish sticks); No gumbo; No jambalaya.

No DRINKING.

Rags for clothes and towels for hats; Constant wailing from the guy next
door because he's sick and there are no doctors; Constant wailing from the
guy in the tower.

No chocolate chip cookies; No Christmas.

MORE THAN ONE WIFE.

You can't shave; Your wives can't shave; You can't shower to wash off the
smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.

The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times; Your bride is
picked by someone else; She smells just like your donkey, but your donkey
has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, .........is there a "mystery" here?

I'm not so sure about the events of 9/11/01, but as for suicide bombers, they use what they got. When you're a fairly poor population that can only afford explosives, but no cruise missiles, you strap the explosives onto a person and make them the cruise missile. Its about as simple as that.

Holy $hit. Hell I would be depressed too.

If I had a wife, which I don't and probably won't have for many years, The whole not being able to shave thing would drive me bonkers.

Yeah that would drive nuts too. Ewwww Just thinking about it makes me nauseous.

The promise of 64 virgins in the afterlife is a prominent sales gimmick as well for the mentally deficient amongst the Arabic population.

It used to be a fewer number, but industrial action amongst suicide bombers and suicide bomber coaches caused inflation in the virgin currency.

I can't explain the motives of female suicide bombers nearly so easily.

[Edited on 18-10-2003 by MaskedAvatar]

Dreamz.

I LMFAO on that one man.

Keep up the good work!

your avatar looks hell bent; away with you satan...

Thats the most ignorant thing I have every read.
Being Of Indian descent and havng many Islamic freinds, Iv never noticed any of the stated above.

Have you ever met an Islamic persons?
Sat down and talked to them?
I doubt that, it just goes to show how naive some people can be.
Its sad to see Islam being bashed by so many mainly christians for the mistakes of a few bad peas.
Deep

Relax. Yes I have met many muslims and have and currently go to school with many. It is intended as a joke. Like a polish joke. It is meant to be funny, not to harm anyone, if you take harm to the post then I am sorry.

I dont mind jokes, Its just that thier are too many people who Keep bashing for no apparent reason other than the fact that its the "in thing to do".
Deep

Look, its a serious American joke. If you happen to be Indian as you claim, then you as a American Ally should realize that. It has nothing to do with being "IN". I thought it would lighten up the mood of some people in the forums. It is not meant to be a racist comment towards you or anyone else. If you posted a white joke, I would be more than willing to laugh along with you.

AHHAHAAH that was funny stuff ;P

i dont think so,to what you are saying.the real thing is most of the foreign country say like US,ENGLAND,FRANCH,NETHERLAND,ITALY are the one who make the situation going worse to other third world.but they wont admitted more worse they try to created their own cluster of allies with the third world country.from this motive most of the general people can understand for what they are doing.so if they fight for the honour of their own country can anyone deny it.
can we say US is the real demokratic country but deep inside they are the one who created the terrorist.

Don't know about the rest of you but I know many muslims and even have two as roommates and these people are obsessed by sex for some reason?

Furthermore they don't like working and they think everything should be free.

They are always trying to beat the 'system' too.

They admit that much of society 'over there' is corrupt.

I think it is about time to speak the truth about the muslim world.

The promise of a bunch of virgins in the after life is so cruel. Amazing how religion can be used to manipulate the feeble minded.

Here's a funny one:

Why did the US supply arms to the Iranians at the same time as supplying intelligence to the the Iraq's?