Whover could this mystery man be?
Must be powerful stuff, if he can't even reveal his name!
UNTIL NOW, THIS INCREDIBLY POWERFUL HYPNOTIST ( WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS BECAUSE HIS BRUTALLY EFFECTIVE TECHNIQUES ARE SO DANGEROUSLY POWERFUL
THAT HE WAS FORBIDDEN TO TEACH THEM!)...
But, ummm, a simple whois search reveals
his name. OOPS!
Sorry, just couldn't resist
Yeah, anything that requires that
level of oversell is bound to be rather mundane. I'm sure the purpose of the freebie is to get your e-mail
for other offers.