Ask Loki time.

Originally posted by Loki
Well, let's see. You're pretty tall and skinny, but you're built, I'll give you that.
I see that your grandfather was a mason, and all that implies...
Your black belt is...second degree...discipline...Tae Kwon Do.
and you're the self-proclaimed saviour of humanity.
I hope that's specific enough.

Good enough, actually great-grandfather was a Templar, Tae-Kwan-Do is accurate, you took the time to read my poem, didn't notice i have brown hair, or a scar on my face....

Congrats! Enjoy!
- Tass

Awesome. I think you're actually the first ever to vote for me for TWATS Award. Thanks.

Since I"m online now, I figure I'll answer any other ? you have.

Jesus turning a loaf of bread into kryptonite to use against Superman, prima facie, appears rather un-Christian.

Why would he not turn the other cheek?

Also, if Superman was duped by Loki into believing that Jesus was on a mission to rule the planet, then that would give Supes a reason to defeat Jesus, wouldn't it?

And, most importantly, who is the better endowed: Clark Kent or Jesus Christ?

I would never, EVER dupe the caped one into fighting with jesus.
Secondly, I'm not sure who's better endowed. I think that it's probably Jesus.
Let's take into account what they wear.
Superman-Tights. You don't have much that's left to the imagination..like this...
Exhibit A

Jesus-Robes. Concealing. Hiding something, possibly large?

LOL Peace.

[Edited on 18-10-2003 by Loki]

DId that answer your question at all, MA?

Pretty much resolved the Supes vs Christ scenario, thanks! Except for this:

Suppose you take out the Loki-inducement catalyst, and substitute it with a Supes-gone-mad-for-a-day possibility (I still can't figure why Supes was in Arkham Asylum, and regularly escaping only to be recaptured by Bizarro and delivered back to his cell, every day, in a random issue I got circa Frankfurt 2000).

So Supes does attack Christ. Why would Christ not turn the other cheek? Or are you suggesting that he only uses enough bread/kryptonite power to subdue Supes, without harming him?

Does kryptonite affect Supes' manhood/endowment?

Let's say Superman went totally nuts, and attacked christ.

Christ could
A.Take the beating, and just come back from the dead.
B.The loaf of bread option.
C.Make superman disappear with a thought.

Now, the most likely solution would be the option A. but, after two or three times, I think He'd resort to B. Then, while he's weakened, preach to him, and make him change his ways.

That's out of the way.

Now, about the Kryptonite.

It only goes to reason that it doesn't, considering the fact that none of superman's other body parts shrink when in contact with it. So, while it doesn't shrink, I'm sure that Supes will be impotent while under the influence, you know what I mean?

I hope that answers your questions satisfactorily.

This thread isn't a one-on-one between MA and myself. feel free to join in at anytime, one and all..

Well, truth be told, Christ has 12+ legions of angels, and all of Superman's friends blew up. Why can't God just black out the sun?
That would certainly solve the problem, then he could make Earth's atmosphere all pretty and glittery and the aliens would back off because our planet is too beautiful.
Plus, we can use nuclear weapons and stuff, and the atmosphere still works!!!

I think it's a great idea!
- Tass (my money's on Jesus:up

I never really thought about the angels. I don't suppose that'd be too bad a plan, either. heh.

Read the Book of Job, chapter 40, Verses 15-24, and tell me what you interpret that to mean. Thanks.

~Here's one for ya Loki. What is your favorite military fighter aircraft? It could be from any country not specificly the U.S. And one more for ya. Have you ever visited the USAF Academy @ Colorado Springs? If so, let me know how it was.

Regards,
Jeffo

How do i play the theme tune from The Magnificent Seven on nothing but a small out of tune banjo.

NEE NENENENANANANANA DO DO DO DODODODO...*wanders off*

Originally posted by Loki
Read the Book of Job, chapter 40, Verses 15-24, and tell me what you interpret that to mean. Thanks.

Your way behind schedule Loki, I made a thread on that over a month ago...
Leviathan...he's definetly for real

Your slowing down,
- Tass

Will you bear my children?

Originally posted by Jeffrey
~Here's one for ya Loki. What is your favorite military fighter aircraft? It could be from any country not specificly the U.S. And one more for ya. Have you ever visited the USAF Academy @ Colorado Springs? If so, let me know how it was.

Regards,
Jeffo

Okay. THis whole military aircraft thing isn't my thing, but, I'd have to say that the Harrier jet is my fav. It just looks so cool..

Yes, I've been to the visitor's center at the AFA. It was pretty cool, but like I said, I'm not all that into jets, so It wasn't all that great for me. I did enjoy the Smithsonian museum of aerospace, though.

Thanks for asking.

Originally posted by Nerdling
How do i play the theme tune from The Magnificent Seven on nothing but a small out of tune banjo.

NEE NENENENANANANANA DO DO DO DODODODO...*wanders off*

Nope. I don't know. Not even in the slightest. Sorry.

Thanks for asking.

Originally posted by Tassadar

Originally posted by Loki
Read the Book of Job, chapter 40, Verses 15-24, and tell me what you interpret that to mean. Thanks.

Your way behind schedule Loki, I made a thread on that over a month ago...
Leviathan...he's definetly for real

Your slowing down,
- Tass

Nope. That's not the passage I'm talking about. I'm talking about the one before it. talking about the Behemoth. IMO, Behemoth=Dinosaurs.

Thanks for asking.

Originally posted by SilverDeath
Will you bear my children?

Unfortunately, I'm unable to. I'm not necessarily saying that I would, but along with the fact that I'm a straight male, I don't think it's medically possible for me to do such a thing. sorry.

Thanks for asking.