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posted on May, 3 2006 @ 10:05 AM
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Security System for Single Women


Install a wireless security system in four easy steps:

1. Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a
really big pair.

2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and
Ammo
magazine.

3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.

4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like:

"Bubba - use your key. Big Mike and me we went to get more
ammo and
pick up Cletus.
Back in 1/2 hr. Don't disturb the Pit Bulls, they just been
wormed."

[edit: All caps title]
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[edit on 5/3/2006 by 12m8keall2c]




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