Security System for Single Women
Install a wireless security system in four easy steps:
1. Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots, a
really big pair.
2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and
3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.
4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like:
"Bubba - use your key. Big Mike and me we went to get more
pick up Cletus.
Back in 1/2 hr. Don't disturb the Pit Bulls, they just been
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[edit on 5/3/2006 by 12m8keall2c]