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Attention all Psychics: where are my pliers?

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posted on May, 1 2006 @ 09:47 AM
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They are laying in the grass in your back yard. I am surprised your lawn mower didnt eat it. Handle is a little chewed on though. You will have to really look for them, because the grass is kind of hiding them. Good luck!

[edit on 1-5-2006 by mrsdudara]




posted on May, 1 2006 @ 09:49 AM
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The last dream I had before waking... loud banging, clanging...your pliers are in...the washer! They fell out of your back pocket when you washed your pants!...Dang, those trash collectors got here early today. Must be starting summer schedule.



posted on May, 1 2006 @ 10:15 AM
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Is it uncomfortable when you sit down? R u having lower abdominal cramps?

maybe its the new colostomy ad, but I am sensing somewhere dark, warm and very smelly

lol



posted on May, 1 2006 @ 10:26 AM
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As with msdadura, I'm thinking they're in the grass near where you used em last.



posted on May, 1 2006 @ 11:22 AM
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Your Pliers are underneath your drivers side seat in your car.



posted on May, 1 2006 @ 11:28 AM
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Originally posted by mrsdudara
They are laying in the grass in your back yard. .... Handle is a little chewed on though.....[edit on 1-5-2006 by mrsdudara]


One more vote for the dogs. And it is starting to seem more and more likely.

[edit on 5/1/2006 by Mechanic 32]



posted on May, 1 2006 @ 11:30 AM
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They're in your toolbox, under the wire cutters, in the lower left compartment. You were looking right at them, like the guy staring at the mayoannaise jar, and didn't see.



posted on May, 1 2006 @ 12:28 PM
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After careful meditation, I have discovered where they are!

Somebody stole them from you, wrapped them up in the original packaging and put them on a shelf in your local DIY shop!

No need to thank me.



posted on May, 1 2006 @ 12:30 PM
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They're buried under the end zone at Giants stadium.

Peace



posted on May, 1 2006 @ 12:45 PM
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Originally posted by spacedoubt

The laundry room shelf was a pretty good guess, I've found my tools up there before, after my wife has used them.




Some good guesses at where they may be.
I'm looking forward to hearing where you found them.

A small recommendation though and one that you earn you many 'husband points.'


Buy a small toolbox, Rubbermaid makes a good one.
Buy quality tools - Sears tools are a good choice - and fill it up.
Screwdrivers, flat and Phillips, combination pliers, needlenose pliers, side (wire) cutters, 6" crescent wrench (adjustable spanner in Oz and the UK), nicely balanced claw hammer, small level, a pair of medium sized Channel-Locks if desired.
That's a good start toward a tool box for the house.
Although it's really for your wife.

She will enjoy using quality tools that are in good shape and she'll especially enjoy having her own tools.
Nice tools vs the worn and bent ones that a lot of ladies keep in the kitchen junk drawer will be a nice change.
And . . . every time she uses them she'll think favorable thoughts about you.

Need I mention that your tools will pretty much be left alone from here on out?



posted on May, 1 2006 @ 01:06 PM
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After using mine to twist out the cork in my half empty jeroboam of fine wine (alright, the cork in the cheap bottle), I had another vision. That ufo that passed nearby the other night (no,it wasn't a helicopter looking for a suspect), beamed a light which struck your pliers, hauling them into the craft which immediately zoomed light years away, where the aliens then realized that the pliers while useful to earthlings where of no use to them, thereby tossing them out of their ship, unfortunately having been tossed into a wormhole the pliers ended up in another universe far far away, landing in a yard right next to an inhabitant building a dog run, whereby the man says hey, where'd these come from, I've been looking for these!

Most excellent reply, Desert Dawg! I hear in the advanced civilizations in advanced universes, this has helped keep peace for ages.

[edit on 1-5-2006 by desert]



posted on May, 1 2006 @ 03:28 PM
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Awesome!

Now I have a bunch of places to look.
I'll check them all out, and report back.
Hadn't thought of the glovebox, at all..
Nor in the Giants End Zone, no telling who, I mean WHAT, I may dig up there..



posted on May, 4 2006 @ 12:19 AM
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Under the doghouse of course....



posted on May, 4 2006 @ 08:54 AM
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Is this them? Did your dog get a bit too hungry?:shk:

How's your seach going? Have you checked down the back o the couch?



posted on May, 4 2006 @ 08:59 AM
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Originally posted by spacedoubt

Where the heck are my pliers?


Thanks for the laugh. I've had a wretched morning so far. My nephew's been a bad dog. I needed this thread.




posted on May, 4 2006 @ 09:03 AM
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Originally posted by rich23

I PREDICT THAT YOUR PLIERS WILL BE FOUND....

after you have bought another pair.


for best reply of this thread, imho.



posted on May, 4 2006 @ 09:11 AM
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Originally posted by brEaDITOR

My nephew's been a bad dog.



That line is very curious



posted on May, 4 2006 @ 11:02 AM
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Originally posted by chebob

Originally posted by brEaDITOR

My nephew's been a bad dog.


That line is very curious


He's been spewing his hate again, on the Internet no less. He also used my BIL's account to do it. He's not a very nice person.

We've no idea where he learned to hate this way. It's frustrating and often embarrassing.




posted on May, 4 2006 @ 04:22 PM
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I see something being opened like the lid of a tool box and the plyers falling behind.
I see the plyers lying with some pieces of paper and on a wooden surface.
I don't think they are plyers though.
I'm seeing vice grips.

Just a thought.



posted on May, 4 2006 @ 05:37 PM
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Spacedoubt -
Don't leave us hanging like this. I can't sleep at night. I'm drinking to much. :w: I'm terrified that I may die before you tell us where your pliers were found.



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