posted on Apr, 24 2006 @ 05:18 AM
Apes recommended travel Do`s and don`ts
Once you are our of Hawaii – you can stick as many coins in your ears as you wish – without fear of legal repercussions – [ though as a mate I
advise against it on medical groiunds ]
Once yo get to reno –
Despite your jet lag – do not be tempted to lie down mon the side walk – you got away with it in hawwii – but in reno the cops will bust your
Once you get to south Carolina – you are home and dry ,
If that deranged bint of your gives you any gyp , just remind her of this little gem :
“It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays. “
Though the down side is , once you do 0- you may not run for public office – but no one likes you so – you will never get elected anyway --- hee
Oh – and one that you will realy like , if you get a permit – you can fire all those missiles you have been hoarding --- yup – get a permit –
an you can shoot missiles at people
How freaking neat is that ????
And if ya go to church – don’t forget your gun – it’s the law – you have to have it to ward off injun attacks
Hey it looks like you will fit in down there – lol
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