posted on Feb, 28 2007 @ 10:04 PM
This should reawaken this thread long dormant. lol
Here's one I wrote today on a whim after a small rant on myspace.
Aliens Or God.
"Towards the end, the humans seem to view,"
"How odd," Zarbok the alien says to you.
"Why do they argue about the beginning,"
"Well," you explain, "I think we like complaining."
"How odd," Zarbok says, “Where does that lead anyway,"
You laugh and then explain, "Well Zarbok, usually it leads to war."
Zarbok ponders, “why with violence instead of discussing it away,"
"We are primitive, “you say,” our enlightment as a species is still quite far."
"Well then, Carry on and I will continue to watch for a thousand more years,"
"Damnit Zarbok," you complain, "why can't you help and alleviate some of our fears."
“HA, as if I would step foot on your planet, I'd be eaten alive by your bacteria,"
"Your kind must figure this out alone, one day you'll qualify to come live in utopia."