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Things you CANT say when you drunk.

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posted on Apr, 21 2006 @ 06:57 PM
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Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Innovative
b) Preliminary
c) Proliferation
d) Cinnamon

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

a) Specificity
b) British Constitution
c) Passive-aggressive disorder
d) Transubstantiate

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
b) Nope, no more booze for me.
c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.
d) No kebab for me, thank you.
e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
f) I'm not interested in fighting you.
g) Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
h) Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no
co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.
i) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
j) I must be going home now as I have work in the morning.


Peace
McP.





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posted on May, 17 2006 @ 07:51 PM
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hehehehehehe. Too true. :w:



posted on May, 18 2006 @ 10:47 PM
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: SO FUNNY! Yet so true!!!
: I COULD NOT imagine a drunk saying any of that!



posted on May, 23 2006 @ 04:37 PM
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I almost couldn't say some of those!!



posted on May, 23 2006 @ 10:19 PM
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"No occiffer, I dint drink anyting toonite"



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