posted on Apr, 21 2006 @ 10:14 PM
Anyways, I don't want you to think I am a freak, but that really did happen. I really do want to meet the queen. Hey question. What you do you think
would happen, if for some bizzare reason, I was walking across the gate to their castle..or home, and a kamodo dragon got loose, and it started to
attack me. And the queen was on her way out, and I was getting slashed to death. What do you suppose her reaction would be?
we all are freaks in our own ways so dont feel shy to say it loud.
nah dont worry about it. the likelyhood of that happening is 0.001. but if it does, ur screwed, ur time is up i guess. but dont lose all hope yet, u
can be prepared, so from now on, u will need to carry around just this thing everytime u go out if u wanna avoid this. carry a Zapper around, where
can u get 1, tell u wat, since we are 1 big ats family, u come to my store i give u an offer thats hard to pass...u2u me if u decide to buy one...
the Zapper will take care of anything that moves and is alive. it will sent a mighty amount of electric juice to the assailant. so there, problem
as for the queen's reaction, u already know wats coming, when she smells ur blood, she will change into this huge python-like reptile with fangs as
large as a fork/spoon, and eyes, bulging like a toad's, a lifeless cold stare that seems to flicker to life, gleaming with delight due to the effect
of the sunlight, if looks could kill..., tentacles-like arms with nails as sharp and deadly like a ... well something ..add ur own imagination..help
me out will ya ... but wait wats this, she seems to have bunny like legs; qute, dont u think... anyway 'remember now, i know ur fighting for ur life
and all but just don't look at her eyes, if u do not even Superman can help u in time that is.
just zap the dragon and run off as fast as ur legs can carry u, crawl if u must, but do it fast, worry about the scratches later. BTW i think a k.
dragon's bite is poisonous, so u may have to get an antidote soon also if u get bitten.