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Topic started on 21-4-2006 @ 12:58 AM by ProudCanadian

I really want a pet sasquatch. It would be the dopest thing ever. Way better than a cat or dog. Could you imagine telling people who come over "this is Bigfoot...." It would be so great. Would anyone else here like one as a pet? I definitely believe they exist. BTW what do they eat?

reply posted on 21-4-2006 @ 07:46 AM by Lianna

I hear that boading them on airplanes, with all of the new post 9/11 rules, is a real pain....

reply posted on 21-4-2006 @ 07:48 AM by seagull

...and I will name him George, and I will hug him and squeeze him and stroke his shiney black feathers...

Abominable Snowman from a Bugs Bunny cartoon that I cannot remember the title of.

reply posted on 21-4-2006 @ 07:50 AM by dgtempe

I have one for sale.

Just one problem- He likes to do his own foodshopping.

reply posted on 21-4-2006 @ 07:53 AM by zerotolerance

I don't know if I want one as a pet (I hear they smell), but I'd really just love to encounter one in the woods. That would truly be a thrill. To be able to tell people I really saw a sasquatch. I believe in them also

reply posted on 21-4-2006 @ 07:56 AM by Rasobasi420

Next time you go camping remember, a Sasquatch may want a pet YOU!!!!

reply posted on 21-4-2006 @ 08:01 AM by zerotolerance

Originally posted by Rasobasi420
Next time you go camping remember, a Sasquatch may want a pet YOU!!!!

Reminds me of an old National Enquirer cover:
"Bigfoot Kept Lumberjack as Love Slave!"
LOL!

reply posted on 21-4-2006 @ 08:51 AM by Rasobasi420

You know my Aunt Bunny??

Goonie-Goo-Goo

reply posted on 21-4-2006 @ 09:12 AM by JackofBlades

Originally posted by Rasobasi420
Next time you go camping remember, a Sasquatch may want a pet YOU!!!!

Speaking of which in 1924 a man named Albert Ostman claimed he was kidnapped by a (nuclear) family of sasquatch! A pa, ma and 2 young'uns. He claimed that they had a sort of rudimentary language (the male would stop him leaving by standing at the mouth of the cave and saying 'Soka!') and he escaped by convincing the male to eat a tub of snuff.

reply posted on 21-4-2006 @ 04:47 PM by ProudCanadian

That's true, nevermind alien abductions if you're out alone in the woods. There's also sasquatch kidnappings

. Imagine being taken by one of those things, lol.

reply posted on 22-4-2006 @ 08:37 AM by JackofBlades

I don't think sassy would put you back with a hazy recollection of the event and a few small oddly shaped scars

Try DISMEMBERMENT!

reply posted on 22-4-2006 @ 09:43 AM by Yarcofin

I think the Natives say that bigfoot can simply disappear into thin air. So even if you got REALLY big cage, you probably still wouldn't be able to contain him

. I dunno, I think I'd feel safer with a pet grizzley bear than an equally large but smarter animal comprised of nothing but pure muscle and hair. Either way you'd probably end up mauled.

Plus bigfoot never puts the toilet seat down, and always clogs up all your drains.

reply posted on 22-4-2006 @ 10:21 AM by Schmidt1989

Ive always wanted a liger scince i first saw a real one. i love cats to death, but this is like a thousand cats in one! There so huge...

reply posted on 22-4-2006 @ 05:41 PM by Christian IX

I want a pet human :-P

No really ;-) hahaahhaha

reply posted on 22-4-2006 @ 08:32 PM by dave_54

They're tough to housetrain.

And you will spend a fortune on Purina Sasquatch Feed.

reply posted on 26-4-2006 @ 09:01 PM by rottonralph101

Originally posted by Schmidt1989
Ive always wanted a liger scince i first saw a real one. i love cats to death, but this is like a thousand cats in one! There so huge...

oh my goodness thats a monster, 1 bite at ur head and u can kiss it goodbye. wouldnt wanna go anywhere near it.

and no i wouldnt want a carpet full of fleas as a pet who refuses to bath when told to do so. i would probably like to have a blue whale for a pet though. then i could rule the ocean[no punk sharks, or other fishes or octupus or squid would wanna mess with me