The Person Below Me Game

Almost. I got chased away from Area51, and black helicopters are hovering over my house.

TPBM - does not believe in ufo's, or aliens.

True, up til I was about 5 years old, and then my life started to change.


The person below me believes New England Clam Chowder can cure cancer.

no, but with a couple of sea biscuits, makes a great meal on a rainy day! Love it.

TPBM - does'nt know the difference between New Nengland clam chowder and Manhattan clam chowder. *Don't know myself if there are any other varieties.*

True but its not raining here in the boonies.

Person below me is really above me

as a coincidental matter of fact, true.

TPBM - Has too much time on their hands, so they are here on this thread.

Don't I know it....


TPBM is still mystified with the light in the fridge....

Correct.

The person below me once made a rubber band ball that he once bounced and never saw again, some claim this to be infamous Planet X, that's suppose to come by Earth.

never atepmted rubber bands were only good for flicking at people when i was in school :p


the person below me pluks his/her eye brows

False. I only pluck my nose hairs.

TPBM - does not find the humor in my reply. Has just plucked their own nose hair, and it was painful. *ouch!*

True - wow you're good, first picking my nose now this!!

The person below me once engaged in becoming an oil driller and then got immediately hired to go destroy an asteroid in space that threatened Earth.

False - wrong movie. My child was kidnapped and held for ransom.

TPBM - Watches too much television.

False - I haven't watched TV consecutively for a long time (1 year).

The Person Below Me enjoys coming to Below Top Secret to earn posting points!!

Nah, I a can get a bunch of points from Tagging, Podcasts, ATSNN articles, to name a few better ways. I come here to fritter away countless hours, rather than doing something useful. It does'nt matter how many points you have, it's the quality of your posts that count! Such as this gem!

TPBM - has no idea what I'm talking about. *sometimes, neither do I *

up until you told me no!

TPBM: has watched policestate3 from start to finish

false.

TPBM - is watching a movie on dvd right now.

False, worse than that, I'm watching Imus in the Morning.

TPBM has sweaty palms.

Originally posted by darkelf
TPBM has sweaty palms.

only once or twice a day.


The person below me, has posted at least ten times on BTS today.

TPBM is quite possibly TPAM.



And no, I haven't posted 10 times on BTS today. This one's my first.

[edit on 15-7-2006 by Durden]

Wrong, the person below you is the person that is above the person below me.

The person below me posts naked.

Damn! And I thought my webcam was off.

*I purposely did'nt post back here sooner.
Did'nt want Durdens prediction to be true. *

TPBM

Will eat some pizza within the next 24 hours....