The Person Below Me Game

Originally posted by Ace Sorou
True, because I just joined.

TPBM Doesn't know that someone (me) is stalking him/her...

Hey, stop following me! *how else would you know I had a stalker? *

TPBM - Has just slightly more intelligence that common lint. *like me! *

Actually the lint had a higher IQ than me. I was really really close though.

The person below me has posted at least 15 times in the "last to post wins" thread.

True, amounts to maybe 5-10% of my total post count.

TPBM - has too much time on his/her hands...

I could always use more time.

TPBM hasn't eaten yet today.

Yes I have, they were Easter Bunny ears! You forget so soon?

TPBM - has no clue what I'm talking about. *superego excluded*

Originally posted by Mechanic 32
Yes I have, they were Easter Bunny ears!

You forget so soon?

TPBM - has no clue what I'm talking about. *superego excluded*

i will just pretend that i do...

tpbm has swallowed chewing gum a couple of times...

I think I lived on it through grade school...


TPBM thinks walking in the rain is somehow romantic.....

False, I prefer to walk in new fallen snow. Now that's romantic!

TPBM is bored.

amazing you know that ! I am ver bored

TPBM doenst know what fritz is

Aw shucks, that's an easy one. 'fritz' is another member here at ATS

TPBM - has their shoes on the wrong feet today.

That's it...I couldn't figure out why my turn signals were backward...


TPBM puts tabasco sauce on their eggs.....

True but only on scrambled.

TPBM collects stuffed animals.

True.... i do have a stuffed Parana.

The person below me has..... a boxing bag in the front room!

HH.

True, I use it when the John Basedow commercial is on.
Mainly because I have no idea what an "ivogorating power yoga move" is.

TPBM has bootleg copies of the last Slim Whitman concert

Nope dont know who the heck your talking about... Prolly pirated him at some point though....

TPBM: has seen the look of a person in athority's face when you turn the tables.

(on the last day @ my old school I cussed out this really annoying teacher you should have seen the look on her face!)

No, but Chuck Norris has.

TPBM doesn't know who Chuck Norris is

Who?

The person below me likes dressing up as a prostitute

False. Gave it up three years ago.

TPBM - dates a cross-dresser.

That would explain the hairy legs.

TPBM just picked their nose.

Hahaha a few minutes ago.


The person below me knows the secret to Roswell...