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Originally posted by zerotolerance
How can I attract aliens?
• Lose lots of weight so you're bone thin.
• Wear black contact lenses.
• Shave your head bald.
• Shave your body clean.
• Spray yourself completely in gray spray paint.
• Make sexy conversation and talk about anal probing humans (this usually turns them on).
• Change your name to Meep Zorp.
Originally posted by Alpha Grey
I do NOT want to take away from templersstorms1312's thread so I will make it short.
I want MY abduction for myself so I can continue to grow as a living being in touch with his 'cosmic" brothers PERIOD.
I find little to no common bond with people (humans) in general. Humanity saddens me and I distrust almost all people I meet so I look for answers in "other" beings in the universe.
back to templersstorms1312's thread..
Originally posted by templersstorms1312
Please help me. I desperately want to be abducted. Does anyone know of anything that has been know to attract attention from aliens? Or have you notices anything that you did differently if you had an abduction, that might have brought you to there attention?
Originally posted by Aelita
Do you think that making a crop circle and taking a lot of hallucinogenic drugs would also help?
Originally posted by templersstorms1312
Please help me. I desperately want to be abducted. Does anyone know of anything that has been know to attract attention from aliens? Or have you notices anything that you did differently if you had an abduction, that might have brought you to there attention?
Originally posted by highhorse313
Leave the comedy to the professionals
Originally posted by templersstorms1312
Please help me. I desperately want to be abducted. Does anyone know of anything that has been know to attract attention from aliens? Or have you notices anything that you did differently if you had an abduction, that might have brought you to there attention?
Originally posted by ProudCanadian
OMG I want to be abducted too!!! Seriously I've wanted too for a long time.