New scandle about to hit Football(soccer)

Its been a pretty bad month for football, hasnt it?

Well, nothing will prepare us for the latest scandle that the press will be reporting tommorow.

The British dance singer Sophie Ellis-Bextor has been found dead in the hotel room of a French national team player.

The only thing the police are saying right now is that there is "murder on Zidanes floor"




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Ok.. Just to clear this up for anyone who doesnt get it or even thinks this is real.

Zidane is the best footballer in teh world, he is a french star who plays for Real Madrid.

Sophie Ellis-Bextor is a posh bird who has done a few dance hits, one of them being "Murder on teh dance floor"

I'm totally out of the UK scene as I had no idea who these people were until this thread was posted.

LoL

This is what we need, more humour on ATS.
Why not have a joke thread/forum?

LOL triplesod i havn't heard that one before,pretty good..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

That's the best one I've heard in ages.

I thought it was real at first, I was thinking how great it would be if we didn't have to hear anymore of her # songs.