posted on Oct, 17 2003 @ 05:04 PM
An army of Syrian soldiers, comprising tanks, mortar, and infantry are traveling down the Golan heights to attack Israel.
They come over the top of a hill, and down below is a small Jew yelling at them. Hey Abdul, I'm here and waiting. Nu, send me a few of your best.
The Syrian commander angrily orders a group of infantry to attack.
After the dust settles, there's the Jew laughing. ;That's the best you got? I've seen tougher soldiers by the Hadassah ladies' bazaar.
Enraged, the Syrian commander turns to his top Colonel telling him to take a platoon of tanks and kill the pest. Again the dust settles, and again
only the little Jew is left standing. That's it?; he yells, that's the best you could do? With this you'll be lucky if you could defeat a girl
The Syrian commander is beside himself with anger. He's about to take his entire army to attack.
Just then one of the wounded Syrian soldiers, lying on the battle field, lifts his head and yells to his commander, Go back, go back! It's a trap,
there are two of them.
Just thought i'd bring a little humour to his.