posted on May, 19 2006 @ 02:12 PM
I guess it does technically make me a politican. I'll be held to the same standard I believe we should hold elected offials to.
No, i have no tree preference. Actually, I'm not that much in love with the hanging thing. I mean, the first few on pay-per-view may be a lot of fun
if we put a mic on the collar so we can hear the neckbone snap, but that could get old quick. If we want to sustain high pay-per-view numbers, we
should take great care to violently escalate the executions. Hanging, firing squads and electric chairs won't hold the interest of the viewer.
We'll be shooting for one billion suscribers at 10 bucks a pop, so we can earn a billion a week. To keep those ratings numbers, we will have to
resort to drama. BOILING IN OIL-COMPLETE WITH SCREAMING AND CRYING.
FEEDING THE LIONS- WITH ALL THE SCREAMING AND GROWLING.
BURNING AT THE STAKE- WITH ALL THE SCREAMING. AND A SPECIAL TREAT- THROWING THEM OFF THE TOP OF THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING- YOU KNOW, LIKE THE FOLKS
WHO JUMPED OFF THE WTC. DRAWING AND QUARTERING SEEMS PERFECTLY GHASTLY. THAT INVOLVES TYING THEM TO FOUR HORSES AND STAMPEDING THE HORSES UNTIL THE
ARMS AND LEGS TEAR AWAY. KIND OF LIKE THOSE HYENAS ON A ANTELOPE ON THE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC PROGRAM.
At a billion a week, we could possibly earn a trillion bucks over time. If we "take all their assets and their family assets", we could probably get
a few trillion there as well. If we can get it down to 5 trillion, we can just mint a 5 trillion dollar coin and throw it in the street and let the
bondholders fight over it. Most of the folks holding debt bonds are thieves themselves. China holds more debt bonds than anybody. If they complain
about getting ripped-off, we can just bow and say "SO SORRY." They're into that type of stuff. Of course they could hit us with nukes since THE
PEOPLE WE ARE EXECUTING SOLD OUR NUCLEAR SECRETS TO CHINA.
HEY, CONGRESSMAN COX SAID THE GUILTY PARTIES SHOULD BE EXECUTED.
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[edit on 19-5-2006 by shot messenger]