posted on Apr, 17 2006 @ 02:24 AM
Dear virtually inedible bipeds,
Let us put aside your fears and concerns. Yes, there are those who enjoy feasting upon your kind. There are many Patrols in this sector as you are
protected under the "Not for eating-Slightly interesting" Protocols.
Honestly, other than the highly restricted "Hunting for pelts" licensing you are, almost mostly, protected.
Of far greater interest to the Galactic Commission is the fact that you are about to blow yourselves up with Nuclear Weapons or release a virulent
disease upon yourselves.
Subject to signing and ident scanning the Commission has granted us, at huge expense, (G95,000,000,000,000 uridium gormots) the right to image the
event across the galaxy.
The profits will be immense and we will have the funds to purchase a luxury planetoid each.
So, little biped, you need not be concerned for we are protecting our asset well.
Kralon was just humorous......Kralon thinks you will cook yourselves and asks if Kralon can have the crispy bits. Kraylon is so funny sometimes.
Anyway, enjoy your strange mating rituals while you can for tomorrow you may FRY! Sorry, that was my little joke!
Til next time frail intellectually suicidal biped.