You haven't been watching Mind of Mencia.
(Now mods, don't trip on me here. I am referring to a skit from a Comedy Central show; I am NOT being a dumb racist.) The star of this show, Carlos
Mencia, is a Mexican, so if this offends you, take it up with him, not me.
To come up in America and compete with illegal aliens for a job, you have to learn "Wetback English." Like, if you work at McDonald's, you greet
the customer with, "Hi, welcome to Madonnas." (you know, like the singer. But, the stresses on the vowel sounds go from MAK-don-ulds to
Mah-DAWN-ahs in this case. My fault for the weak phonetics.)
So, the next time you apply for a job at these places, use "Wetback English." Oh, and it's not "job," it's "yob."