FRENCH army equipment :P [ parody ]

first up we have the famed " french army knife " - isssued to all troops :



next we have :






contrary to popular belief , these guides are actully authoured by french military intel . who recognise that thier troops morale is important -

to keep the men safe , the troops carry a large quantity of these :



and finally - to assist in thier inevitable retreat : , therese are std french army foot wear :




retour ! , retour !

Here's my contribution.


The Leclerc tank. 1 gear forward, 7 gears reverse.