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Pentagon announces formation of U.S.R.S.F.

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posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 12:53 PM
This just may be the answer to all our problems!

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite

fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.

These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi,

Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into

Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season on terrorists opened today

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday next week.

This joke is posted several places on the web and came to me in an e-mail hence the ex tags but no link


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