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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces.
These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi,
Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee and Texas boys will be dropped off into
Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season on terrorists opened today
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday next week.