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The Neverending Story

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posted on Apr, 24 2006 @ 10:28 AM

posted on Apr, 24 2006 @ 01:24 PM
reinvent the wheel. I just recieved a call *from the afterworld* from Einstein, and he says that we could possibly change everything by.....................

posted on Apr, 24 2006 @ 01:38 PM
...closing this thread.

posted on Apr, 24 2006 @ 01:39 PM
Nooooo.......that would arouse the wrath of Xeros....Great Thread Creator who expressly warned....

posted on Apr, 24 2006 @ 01:41 PM
again? darn you!


now you made me go off-topic!

posted on Apr, 24 2006 @ 02:30 PM
anticipating trouble from these self destructive, though commercially useful bipeds, Pleiadians extracted sufficient breeding pairs prior to the arrival of the Zangaran Constructor Fleet........

posted on Apr, 24 2006 @ 02:33 PM
.............Prior to the 'Gagarin' flight, on August 8, 1958, the highly secret US Operations Argus had been launched. The first of three nuclear devices to be exploded was detonated at high altitude.............

posted on Apr, 24 2006 @ 06:48 PM
Xeros the creator had returned by the prophecies of NotClever, and with the willing of Mechanic and Ras he knew he could form a true alliance to defeat the blasphemy created By the ironic wecomeinpeace. The Pleiadians were not relevent anymore because Xeros' galactic browser said "the page cannot be displayed" therfore they were killed by default. However, the story was to be retold with one incredible picture which brought truth to Xeros fears of the dark forces at work, with a simple U2U from...................

posted on Apr, 24 2006 @ 09:40 PM
an anonymous staff member, that informed all, that the story had been renamed. It is a very looooonnnngggg name, meant to confuse those wishing to participate in the evil that lurks about..........................

posted on Apr, 24 2006 @ 10:04 PM
The confusing reality of the top secret brain washing machine. And so the thread was changed to read as normal, apon which a special one who had the force, would be allowed to have their name mentioned in the title. That person would be ellected by vote and the first to gain three votes would win. The first to be voted for was.....................

posted on Apr, 25 2006 @ 12:56 AM
That dreaded Moderator, wecomeinpeace. That would be a fitting revenge for us all, after repeatedly playing dirty little moderator tricks on us...............

And thus we can all be reassured that wecomeinpeace will not threaten to close this thread evermore.

The Neverending Story. A story about 'That dreaded Moderator wecomeinpeace.' Fitting title!.... Bravo!.........

Anymore votes for wecomeinpeace, speak now, or forever

posted on Apr, 25 2006 @ 08:21 AM
The voting continued...with wecomeinpeace receiving a nod from NotClever...

posted on Apr, 25 2006 @ 09:07 AM
5 And the members plotted in secret against the evil one, Wecomeinpeace, who is the Destroyer of Threads,
and they designed that they should bring shame upon him,
to seal the record of his heinous deeds in the thread title forever and ever.
And they were much pleased with themselves,
and they didst rejoice, and eateth many cookies with a great muncheth and cruncheth.

6 But behold! A great thunder didst ring out across the board,
And the forums parted thence to reveal a brilliant shining light,
And Lo! A Voice deeper than the ocean was heard to speak forth.

7 The members were much afeared, and they hid themselves in their mini-profiles and behind their avatars,
for fear that they wouldst be warned mightily, or banished from the ATS land to suffer in eternal boredom;
And there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth, especially since they hadst forgotten to take the cookies with them.

8 Sayeth the Voice: Forget thee not, my Children, that on the Seventh Day hence, the edit window shall end,
And Wecomeinpeace, the Usurper, shalt have dominion over the thread title once more, to name it as he wilt until the end of forums.

9 And NotClever did answer the Voice: "Sorry, can you say that againeth?"
But Mechanic 32, son of Larry994, who was wise and pure, understood the Voice,
And he called the members to a meeting, that they should design how to stick it to Wecomeinpeace good, and also eat some more cookies, and maybe cakes.
And Mechanic 32 sayeth...

[edit on 2006-4-25 by wecomeinpeace]

posted on Apr, 25 2006 @ 10:21 AM
thr jjkio mioj ndds poijlle ahhno loouk. Stoh puhjm, llf lj lscxxm poi! tdkiw ifne nnfjo sxxd woot! jdllia dnel ppju doru 33 dbfj hhfki 9s f 3.......

*was suddenly possessed, and speaking in tongues - he who can decipher this message shall gain great knowledge and wisdom*

[edit on 4/25/2006 by Mechanic 32]

posted on Apr, 25 2006 @ 11:15 AM
Translation: "These cookies are good! Got milk?".

Meanwhile, NotClever, having finally understood what Xeros sayeth....(the didst and thouth and whateth are confusingeth.)....used the acquired knowledge and wisdom to say...."nyuk, nyuk, nyuk", this of course being the magic incantation required to....

posted on Apr, 25 2006 @ 11:22 AM
drive evil forces away from the good townspeople.

*NotClever sure is a clever one!*

So now let's eat, drink, and be merry!

But unbeknownst to them, danger was still lurking................................

posted on Apr, 25 2006 @ 11:43 AM
..just around the corner, down the block, on the second floor.....TrollDinner, the dreaded were-hamster of Bloggingbiffle Downs...if she looks you directly in the eye, your.....

[edit on 25-4-2006 by NotClever]

posted on Apr, 25 2006 @ 12:19 PM
entire body turns into playdoh.


[edit on 4/25/2006 by Mechanic 32]

posted on Apr, 25 2006 @ 12:23 PM
...and you will look like...

Gumby, the Ban-inator!!

*serious de ja vu...*

posted on Apr, 25 2006 @ 12:26 PM
Eek! Run for cover!

The Baninator is coming!.......

[edit on 4/25/2006 by Mechanic 32]

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