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The Neverending Story

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posted on Apr, 19 2006 @ 09:39 AM
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....issuing ultimatums at NotClever....Indeed!!...why I oughta'.....




posted on Apr, 19 2006 @ 12:48 PM
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...drop my deadly MOAB on them, the Mango Overwhelming Accoustic Bomb!!! The billion overripe mangos will bury them under a quarter-mile thick layer of messy pulp and wipe them off the face of the planet! On the other hand...



posted on Apr, 20 2006 @ 01:24 AM
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we are truly peaceful, deep down.........................................



posted on Apr, 20 2006 @ 05:38 AM
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below the reminants of the billion overripe mangos...



posted on Apr, 20 2006 @ 12:52 PM
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..humanity struggles to emerge from the muck, clawing their way towards the light, cursing....



posted on Apr, 20 2006 @ 01:18 PM
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...just as the first beam of daylight was visible, another billion mangos fell from the heavens, this time under developed!...



posted on Apr, 20 2006 @ 01:48 PM
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..pounded back into the goo, they prayed the plot would quickly turn and place them again on dry land, where the ....



posted on Apr, 20 2006 @ 05:18 PM
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sane ATS members are. *Wait a minute that would be a deserted island!*
But then, as everything was returning to normal
...........



posted on Apr, 20 2006 @ 06:37 PM
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Mechanic, at odds with his username, connects the wrong wires and the ship veers wildly out of control, hurtling towards......



posted on Apr, 22 2006 @ 09:29 PM
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dry land!...........Just then, he heard on the ships radio:

"News flash!!..........Great Thread Creator, Xeros, Spotted!!!....on another thread"

And the towns people rejoiced!

[edit on 4/22/2006 by Mechanic 32]



posted on Apr, 22 2006 @ 10:15 PM
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However, the rejoicing was short lived. The Great Thread Creator Xeros has forsaken us; or, been taken captive by......

[edit on 22-4-2006 by NotClever]



posted on Apr, 22 2006 @ 10:30 PM
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mummies, it appears! Such a conspiracy. I should report this on ATSNN! ..........But alas, I was overcome..........................



posted on Apr, 23 2006 @ 12:29 AM
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The Moderators planned and plotted their revenge and called upon their Alien friends to bring their vengence upon the common villagers



posted on Apr, 23 2006 @ 04:34 AM
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originally posted by Pleiadian Recon on another thread

We love to know that our influence is integrating into your lives.

Our clients prefer sweeter tasting Human Pate. Who do you think started the integration and increases in the sugar content of your foods back in what you call the 1970s?

The meat is sweeter and the fat makes you easier to peel.

Live long....Grow fat.... Make more skin!



Aha! I just knew you had shifty eyes! Upon recieving the news, the townspeople vowed to wage war with the unwelcome traveller from Pleiades..................

[edit on 4/23/2006 by Mechanic 32]



posted on Apr, 23 2006 @ 12:45 PM
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First order of business was discovering a weapon that would be effective on the aliens, without the unfortunate side effect of.........



posted on Apr, 23 2006 @ 12:53 PM
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cloning them first. It makes double the work, sometimes more. But a Clever inventor.............................



posted on Apr, 23 2006 @ 01:02 PM
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discovered a method to use the extra clones as fuel for the weapon! Sheer genius! Solve the problem and fling.....



posted on Apr, 23 2006 @ 09:20 PM
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the remaining debris out into the void of space, thus distorting the very fabric of space and time.



posted on Apr, 24 2006 @ 08:29 AM
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..causing......time......to.......advance........very..........slowly..... .......annoying........readers........of.........this...........narration;..........causing............great............unrest..........and........... ....



posted on Apr, 24 2006 @ 09:40 AM
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besides......it.......is.......actually.......three.......days........ago........now!......



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