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posted on Apr, 9 2006 @ 06:29 PM
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When Xeros saw what was happening, he immediately admonished God for his actions. "Who do you think you are?" he asked God. "You are only God! I am the Great Thread Creator!", Xeros told him.

All the religious people of the town were outraged! But words of wisdom from their humble benefactor reassured them, and had calmed them.

He also spoke of...................




posted on Apr, 9 2006 @ 08:24 PM
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cheese toasties as far as the eye could see.......



posted on Apr, 10 2006 @ 03:12 AM
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all the cheese toasties...cuz He can't stand them.

All the cheese toaties were
lol.



posted on Apr, 10 2006 @ 03:17 AM
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Then Xeros' newest Ambassador, SpartanKingLeonidas, now proclaimed to the townspeople......................

[edit on 4/10/2006 by Mechanic 32]



posted on Apr, 10 2006 @ 12:45 PM
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...who could see him on a gigantic liquid plasma screen hanging from a blimp....



posted on Apr, 10 2006 @ 12:50 PM
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.... and scattered, screaming, "it's a UFO, come to mutilate our cows and probe our menfolk!!!", and "run,run!!!"....

[edit on 10-4-2006 by NotClever]



posted on Apr, 10 2006 @ 01:07 PM
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...the commotion being so violent that the sound waves of the high-pitched shrieks made the plasmo-liquid screen vibrate to the breaking point, and the tiny radio-reactive pieces thereof rained down on the crowd and...



posted on Apr, 11 2006 @ 03:04 AM
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then turned into magical fairy dust!..............

As this unprecidented event was unfolding, God spake to Xeros,........................



posted on Apr, 11 2006 @ 08:27 AM
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...who, on hearing the booming Voice, was rudely interrupted as he was on the point of...



posted on Apr, 11 2006 @ 10:48 AM
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....measuring cubits for his ark. He looked skyward and said.....



posted on Apr, 11 2006 @ 11:27 AM
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…”That wonderful mackerel sky is not about to fool me. I worked for years at the International Antarctic Meteorological Station and learned that these skies are treacherous. Moreover, the halo around the sun, and the swallows flying around and doing somersaults in mid air, and some of them looping the loop, as I used to do with my Cessna DeltaWing Skymaster in my youth, are a sure sign that it will be at least 80 days of heavy rain, with their nights. This means,” he said, addressing the pair of yellow-breasted whafflepoofs waiting beside him for the fearsome storm to start, “that we’ll have to make a few changes in our plans, like for example …”



posted on Apr, 14 2006 @ 02:26 PM
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...we will un-moderate the first moderator who started to mess with our story. Then, we'll call the president of the Tahiti and ask him to make plans to have us all as guests on Adventure Island. You see, Adventure Island is the home of the ...



posted on Apr, 14 2006 @ 05:07 PM
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....well-built, barechested native men. Yes, in an odd cultural quirk, the women are modestly attired on Adventure Island. Some adventure. Late that night, the guests were required to take part in the mysterious rite of......



posted on Apr, 15 2006 @ 04:12 PM
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...Bashing the Crab Against the Moon, which involved...



posted on Apr, 15 2006 @ 04:29 PM
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...strapping the crankiest member of the group to a palm tree log, and repeatedly ramming their head into the bare buttocks of the island's postmaster.

Hunh, fancy that.


Realizing there was serious business to conduct, the group's leader sought out...



posted on Apr, 15 2006 @ 05:15 PM
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... to arrive at the Russian Consulate in time for the five-o'clock vodka and crumpets, since there was the matter of declaring war against...

[edit on 15-4-2006 by Macrento]



posted on Apr, 15 2006 @ 09:16 PM
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...the Republic of Macrento, whose insistence on deploying the 'non-sequitur' weapon, threatened to disrupt the very fabric of space and time. Diplomacy having failed, the Great Thread Creator Xeros issued an ultimatum.....



posted on Apr, 16 2006 @ 10:08 AM
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...aimed both at the aforementioned republic and its longtime ally, the wicked and powerful Mango Republic of NotClever...



posted on Apr, 16 2006 @ 03:44 PM
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....who promptly scoffed at the ultimatum and immediately trashed the treaty, launching an attack of multi-syllabic missiles, totally befuddling the mouth breathing sheepherders of the Republic of Macrento. The hapless peasants shrieked insanely and scurried to the relative safety of.....



*nothing personal, just thought it sounded funny*



posted on Apr, 19 2006 @ 06:34 AM
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the maternity ward of the nearest hospital.

The very next day mechanic exclaimed, "Some nerve this guy Xeros has,.......



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