posted on Apr, 6 2006 @ 06:43 PM
"Hey....HEY!!....can I get a pour over here?"
Disgusted at himself for attending what was probably the lamest party ever, NotClever sipped his merlot; savoring the oaky aftertaste and pausing only
to spit chunks of cork onto the carpet.
He scanned the crowd for DarkHelmet, desperate to point out the Cardinal sweep of Philadelphia in their opening series.
Then he saw her....across the room...tall, blond, her third eye artfully covered by a lock of hair. Sidling up to her, he whispered, "Is he
Batting three eyelashes and feigning interest she croaked, "Yeah, in the men's room, getting his.....