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posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 05:27 PM
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......Blood sucking Vampire Moose! Meanwhile in Australia.......

[edit on 3-4-2006 by Shadow88]




posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 05:57 PM
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Xeros was unhappy. He was appauled by the notion of being portrayed as a "Blood sucking vampire moose" He also read the gospel to read the story before, as this was his ground, and by god! he would not be moved! But lo, Xeros had a plan, to elect the most loyal subject as his highly appointed nobleman to have full control over the commoners of the land. All that was required was a simple U2U with a message in less than 30 words which gives reason to appoint thyself to the great Rulers aid. Whoever is the most noble shall win. Good luck and god speed!

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posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 06:07 PM
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All Hail The Great Xeros! He's Alive, And Well! - That is what the newspaper headlines read, throughout the land!

And upon his return, he requested the bravest of men and women come forth, and reply to his challenge...............................



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 06:26 PM
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....the results of which are

And so forth from this day, NotClever was appointed the highly appointed Loyal Subect and Nobleman of the great Xeros to have full control of the commoners of the land and protect what was was rightly his.

Bwa haaahaaahaaa. You people are doomed!!!! But first, some light hearted jingles from the court jester.....



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 06:37 PM
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NotClever Won the right to carry forth justice across the land and with Xeros they asked apon the villiagers a petition as to what should be done about the need for a Court Jester. They searched long and hard until a name was given. This name was................................



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 06:41 PM
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Originally posted by NotClever
.... while the court jester, Mechanic,...


I've already been preselected, in your absence. I must take leave, as I have other business to tend......



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 07:15 PM
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And so Xeros With his Nobleman NotClever and his Jester Mechanic travelled across the baron lands, until they reached a place called........................



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 07:21 PM
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....pssst.....pssssst.....did he say 'baron' lands or 'barren' lands?...I can't ever fold these maps right... What exit is this? BTSville? Look, over there, isn't that?.......



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 08:38 PM
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*I think he meant the Barons' lands. Just across the pasture and over the hilltop....*

Eat
drink :w: and be merry



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 08:55 PM
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....Aaaahhhh. A comfortable place, with every horizontal surface conveniently shaped like a barco-lounger. The nobleman and his court entered a pub, in the corner sat the dreaded.....



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 08:57 PM
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Hey gimme some strength. It's Tree Aclok in Da mornin ere GMT's a bich. Cheers on me



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 09:02 PM
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^above that^
Ludo. Ludo was a quet man but had a temper. He also had a song featuring David Bowie that went Like This. And NotClever showed his appreciation by.....................

[edit on 3-4-2006 by Xeros]



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 09:02 PM
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.....buying a round for TreeAclok 'n Damornin, demon twins of Agramoth, visiting Aaaahhhh, and terrorizing the populace while getting s**tfaced on the local ale. "Mechanic...take care of those vassals" proclaimed the nobleman. Mechanic, agape, exclaimed.....

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posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 09:16 PM
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TreeAclok 'n Damornin. However TreeAclok 'n Damornin Was trying to buy
on Ebay But could'nt find it, so he asked all the villiagers to see if they could successfully find a link to some
on EBay (the tinned kind) and if they could, the land could surely be saved and that person was...............................

[edit on 3-4-2006 by Xeros]



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 10:28 PM
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Condoleeza Rice.
Supplied with a lifetime supply of
they feasted until dawn, on the first night.

Then came one of Xeros' apostles,............................

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posted on Apr, 4 2006 @ 06:02 AM
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The mighty, Mjork Bjork. ANd he erm, HAD HAIR! LOTS OF HAIR!. It was.. BLUE!.... WITH BLUE BITS! Yeah yeah, and he was, 3 FT HIGH!



posted on Apr, 4 2006 @ 07:46 AM
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...he was originally part of the serpo exchange program, but had fled his handlers, and is now on the loose in America. He had undergone rubber surgery and now looks totally human, albeit ony 3.7 feet tall now. He is in disguise here at ATS his name here is............................



posted on Apr, 4 2006 @ 12:24 PM
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...Gazrok; thus explaining his eerie knowledge of all things alien and ufological. Once discovered, he is certain to....



posted on Apr, 4 2006 @ 01:02 PM
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be infected by the blood sucking vampire moose virus!!!


Some symptoms may include.....



posted on Apr, 4 2006 @ 05:27 PM
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....a constant sensation of deja vu, and the urge to attend to a constant sensation of deja vu. Afterwords, Gazrok will afflict a horrible case of.....



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