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The Neverending Story

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posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 03:38 AM
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exclaimed, "Wait just a minute here! Why do I have to be the Jester?". Then he regained his senses and apologized for his outburst to none other than...............................




posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 12:30 PM
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....the royal pastry chef, who reported a breakthrough in the creation of artificial, white, creamy, Twinky innards. Freed from their dismal fate, the Twinkies went on to.....



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 12:39 PM
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become the next Moderators, in the BelowTopSecret Forums..................................................



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 12:42 PM
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....ruthlessly banning and warning the Ho-Ho's and Suzy-Q's, while promoting and applauding the Ding Dongs......



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 12:46 PM
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Meanwhile, back at the ranch, The Great Xeros was holding a conference with the Three ATS Amigos, discussing among other things,.......................



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 09:25 PM
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.....why the king's last contribution wasn't considered universally hilarious. Consensus being.....it wasn't. It was however......



posted on Apr, 2 2006 @ 09:30 PM
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discovered some time later, that the Great Thread Creator - Xeros - was missing! and has not been heard from for quite some time.

Some believe he was abducted by aliens. Others however, believe he was silenced for his great knowledge.

And still others thought that he is in hiding somewhere, in fear of capture by the opposing forces. .............

[edit on 4/2/2006 by Mechanic 32]



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 07:17 AM
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of the Titors. This race is known for their third eye and ability to see into the future. They predicted that the aliens would take over the planet. The problem was they predicted they would take over Uranus. This revelation lead to many saying poo-poo, but we all know it was true. Amatuer atronomers the world over saw that it was indeed true as there were light around Uranus. This lead many to speculate....

Mod edit to remove quote.

[edit on 3-4-2006 by Benevolent Heretic]



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 07:19 AM
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.....that ATS is actually run by pod people.



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 08:38 AM
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And that big discovery was made by, none other than............................................................



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 08:40 AM
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....Julio Iglesias, not the singer, the tailor on Fifth Street who......



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 08:46 AM
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Was a Reptilian clone, and a spy for ..........................................



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 09:24 AM
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....Armani, intent on finding the secret to concealing a lizard tail within a fine article of men's apparel, but alas, while slurping flies with his tongue.....

[edit on 3-4-2006 by NotClever]



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 10:06 AM
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He thought it was a fly he was slurping but it was Atom Ant. Atom busted his jaw and turned him over to MIB. In other news, the moderators were congregating to discuss the...



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 11:01 AM
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Sudden changes in the Neverending storyline. There was debate on wheter to ban phrases like "In other news" and "meanwhile back at the ranch"......
Meanwhile back at the ranch.....



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 11:32 AM
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*News Flash*

*Thread Creator Xeros is still missing. It is believed that this is part of a bigger conspiracy.*

Now back to your regularly scheduled story.



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 11:41 AM
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I thnk Xeros is back at the ranch,
Manwhile, back at the ranch.....



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 01:35 PM
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.....the policy wonks chanted, "not a problem , not a problem", incessantly; while the citizenry struggled to explain The Thread Creator's absence. Rumors such as.....



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 01:44 PM
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Xeros isn't real, and Xeros is the chosen messiah spread throughout the land. Eventually the Gospel according to Ras was written, and Xeros's followers marched throughout the world spreading the word of Xeros until.....



posted on Apr, 3 2006 @ 02:54 PM
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....the great and powerful one lashed out at epileptic siezure inducing avatars, causing the Ras to edit his gospel and portray Xeros as a.....



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