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The Neverending Story

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posted on Mar, 31 2006 @ 02:31 PM
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paused, wiped the sweat from his brow with the sleeve of his moderator priest robes and thought, "Ick, I need a shower". Casting off the soiled robe, he...




posted on Mar, 31 2006 @ 02:36 PM
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Bathed in the waters of Lake Minnetonka. like Appelonia before him, and Prince before her.



posted on Mar, 31 2006 @ 03:09 PM
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...which wasn't such a good idea after all, as he quickly found out. Over the centuries the lake had become so salty and dense that it was impossible to sink in the waters. In fact, if you jumped in you then bounced and bounced on the surface uncontrollably and a helicopter had to come and lift you away, but there was a shortage of helicopters in those days in the island and you would bounce around for hours before they came for you. He was still going up and down and feeling quite sick when all of a sudden...



posted on Mar, 31 2006 @ 04:42 PM
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...a plot device occurred to him, again, freezing the water. Unfortunately, it froze at the height of a bounce and when he landed, he mashed his....

[edit on 31-3-2006 by NotClever]



posted on Apr, 1 2006 @ 01:18 AM
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clavicle up againgst the rocks. They all soon left to search for new lands to conquer, with the Great Xeros leading the way.....



posted on Apr, 1 2006 @ 01:50 AM
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Many moons passed and food rations were running low. They were already out of
and were considering killing off the weakest member. But high on a mountain north of the moderator province they met Ludo who................



posted on Apr, 1 2006 @ 01:59 AM
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took them to his nearby village, where they ate the finest food available, tasted of the native delicasies, drank their wine. And in the night, they were offered young maidens, to help populate the new land. But behold! There was a high price to pay for Ludos generosity,...



posted on Apr, 1 2006 @ 06:07 AM
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Ludos demanded the first born of all the young wives.



posted on Apr, 1 2006 @ 07:52 AM
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...which he was in the habit of sacrificing to the disembodied soul of King Herod, now the Chief Demon of the 40th Circle down in the Underworld. Fortunately, Herod had been sued by three of the other chief demons for an infringement of the child sacrifice laws and was too busy organizing his case with a team of lawyers, so he ordered Ludos to postpone the matter and put it on the standby mode for a couple of weeks...



posted on Apr, 1 2006 @ 08:00 AM
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The specifics of the litigation cited the Beelzebub vs. Board of education case in which the demon had claimed fair access to the souls of 1/3 of the student population. This was held up due to a contract signed in blood by the superintendant of schools.

[edit on 1-4-2006 by Rasobasi420]



posted on Apr, 1 2006 @ 09:30 AM
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The arbitrators, Moe, Larry, and Curly, (Shemp was fired for incompetency), decided for Beelzebub, stipulating that the Board of Education's plumbing was to be hopelessly entangled, resulting in....



posted on Apr, 1 2006 @ 09:43 AM
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NotClevers inability, and frustration, in trying to make a new line. He continued to type, and the result was a neverending signature line

And this, it appears, will continue. Until he checks his u2u's to find there the wisdom of the Great follower of Xeros, Mechanic 32...


*Now back to the original storyline*

[edit on 4/1/2006 by Mechanic 32]



posted on Apr, 1 2006 @ 09:50 AM
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...publicly humiliated, the archfiend mustered his minions and prepared to lay waste to his sworn enemy's....



posted on Apr, 1 2006 @ 09:54 AM
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And God realized that the universe had become a complete, ridiculous mess, so he deleted the file Existence.exe and programmed a new existence.

In the beginning v2.0, God created intelligent, ambulatory Twinkies.



posted on Apr, 1 2006 @ 09:54 AM
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who immediately raised the white flag to surrender.....................


*thank you wcip, I was surrendering to nc, for my indiscretion*


[edit on 4/1/2006 by Mechanic 32]



posted on Apr, 1 2006 @ 10:02 AM
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The twinkies, being Gatesian creations, suffered from unfortunate memory leaks, causing them to wander about, muttering...Mechanic who?...and bumping into....



posted on Apr, 1 2006 @ 10:07 AM
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the Great Xeros, Thread Creator Extraordinaire!, who empowered Mechanic to take whatever means necessary to clean up the thread and remove that which would threaten it's very existence. Mechanic hired as his apprentice, NotClever. NotClever dutifully carried out his labors, thus fulfilling his obligations...................



posted on Apr, 1 2006 @ 11:13 AM
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as a new apprentice and future king of the world. He had visions of grand things to come dancing in his head. One vision in particular was...

[edit on 1/4/06 by OneGodJesus]



posted on Apr, 1 2006 @ 12:15 PM
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...to round up and harvest the poor innocent Twinkies for their white, creamy innards which would be used to...



posted on Apr, 1 2006 @ 12:21 PM
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...serve as a delicacy to my throneroom visitors, while the court jester, Mechanic, plots secretly to empower the Twinkies and.....



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